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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this
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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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mr migraine. my me a grain
make it the hurtest of my stupid brain
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need a boyfriend to use as a pillow....need a boyfriend to kiss.....need a boyfriend to listen to him ramble.....need a boyfriend to sneak off from a party with......need a boyfriend to steal my clothes....need a boyfriend to drag along to my shenanigans....need a boyfriend to share a smoke with....need a boyfriend to bite....need a boyfriend to try and get a rise out of me......need a boyfriend to eat spicy food with....need a boyfriend to wrestle....need a boyfriend to obnoxiously banter with.........
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn
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this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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yk idrc if it's "tacky", or whatever people say, but ill probably always be obsessed with the idea of hickeys and bite marks and scratches and similar...the thought of there being glaring evidence of what we did hidden just under my shirt collar that could slip down at any time? or the thought of like fucking someone so good they have to BITE DOWN ON YOUR SHOULDER to cope??? that'll do it....THAT'LL DO IT. ima wear that shit with pride.
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