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mommy wants to soak you in milk and throw you against the wall…
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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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doing a cnc scene with a vampire partner and going "nooo dont come inside!!!" and they are forced to immediately pull out because of Vampire Laws
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I so fucking badly just want to be held and told everything is somehow going to be alright. Every single fucking thing is going wrong I am so exhausted
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I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.
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Taylor Swift is literally Elon Musk for liberal women
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saying it because it needs saying: if you're a sub PLEASE learn to communicate! don't tell your dom "you can do whatever you want!" and then storm out of the bedroom 45 minutes into my phonk set
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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody
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Is it really that wrong to want to toss a boy around? Just rough him up a little. Really manhandle him. Grab him by the throat and pin him up against the wall. Kiss him aggressively, bite his lip too. I don't think there's anything wrong with that honestly
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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