❛ a mother would NEVER abandon her children like he did — you'll see.
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WORLD’S OKAYEST BROTHER –––––––––– the garden of eden’s very own CAIN!! ( independent / biblical + spn + self influenced / as written by ky!! )
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@signedxblood liked for a starter!!!

❝ ...what happened with you and Jan?? ❞
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domestic couple starters
“you forgot to take the trash out again.”
“do you think we should just order in tonight?”
“what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”
“will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”
“you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”
“i haven’t shaved in like a week.”
“let me run you a bath.”
“you used all the hot water.”
“oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”
“can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”
“dinner was ready a half hour ago.”
“you cooked me dinner?”
“i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”
“do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”
“your red sock turned all my whites pink.”
“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”
“we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”
“are you watching porn?”
“next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”
“my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”
“play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”
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@occulttrashqueen liked for a starter!!

❝ ABBBY. How are you?? ❞
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thickcrskiin:
“… uh– yes hi hello, i am here. waddup?”

❝ Oh. Nothing! I just missed you. ❞
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your fave is problematic: *makes one starter* alright time to make some food!!!
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@thickcrskiin liked for a starter!!!

❝ Stand by me!! ❞
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But imagine Hades, the God of the underworld, the mighty and powerful seated on a throne of skulls handing out punishment to sinners cowering in front of his dark and fearsome aura and suddenly Persephone skips in the room, humming a bright tune, twirling in her pretty colourful dress and she skips to Hades and places a flower crown on his head and Hades is like ‘Honey, I’m trying to do my job here.’ or ‘I have an image to maintain, I’m the God of Underworld!’ and Persephone just smiled cutely at him and pecks his cheek and Hades just kinda sighs because he’s so whipped by his little sunshine but it’s just so hard.
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Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:
Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you
Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll
Would kill for a cinnamon roll
Sinnamon roll
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hiya!!! like for a starter :)
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lightningandknives replied to your post:
FRIEND

das me!!!
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...whispers hi friends im slowly but surely making a new muse's blog (for a like entirely inactive rp fandom ???? LMAOOO) & also eve's slowly but surely making a comeback too B)
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
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hi why are yall still following me
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donapirata liked for a starter!!!

❝ have you seen any whales recently? i like whales. ❞
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signedxblood liked for a starter!!

❝ do you want waffles? I can make waffles. ❞
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