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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight
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'percy relies on annabeth for plans'
'annabeth relies on percy's plans'
actually they build off of each other like they're in an improv skit
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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thinking again about vampirism as disability
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the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
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i've always wanted to die with my jaw locked around someone so tight they have to break it to free themselves
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store
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Consider becoming a penpal to an LGBT prisoner through Black and Pink’s program
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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life
thank you for voting
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can���t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
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I love when you post a species on inat and seconds later someone called "salamandergirl" "solidagoman" or "troutlilly_identifier" swoops in to ID it. Like yeah, you know what youre about. I trust your ID of my Bombus bimaculatus, "bombusboy200"
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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
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