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I've never been one to complain about rainbow capitalism anyway and in 2025 I am firmly "I will take whatever I can get" but I wish that conversation ever focused on whether companies putting pride themed logos on their social media accounts have homophobic or transphobic policies behind the scenes. Subaru was notable in the 90s because when their market research showed their cars were popular with lesbians and they decided to start actively advertising to them, they backed that up with policies for their LGBTQ employees, notably extending benefits to same-sex partners when gay couples couldn't legally get married, which was a big deal at the time. If a company is doing rainbow capitalism in public but have a history of employees complaining about discrimination we should talk about that but that's never what the generic complaints about rainbow capitalism are.

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Little Shop of Horrors is so much funnier when you know that Alan Menken came from a family of dentists.

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orpal

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

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did somebody nuke his family in front of his eyes

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teehee… good luck with B3 being the bottom of your comfortable range

bruh i literally cannot sing 80% of girl songs my voice is too low 🥀

who has a normal-pitched voice wanna trade 🥀

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do you want a freakishly high one that can sing a little bit of good from chicago? I mean technically not a girl song but

bruh i literally cannot sing 80% of girl songs my voice is too low 🥀

who has a normal-pitched voice wanna trade 🥀

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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Why is every single fucking song in the outsiders so good. What the fuck.

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rip dallas you would have loved sayin stupid ass bullshit like 'you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up' n 'your ass is grass'

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I'm imagining Ponyboy setting down a massive stack of papers in front of his English teacher and his teacher is just like "Ponyboy. What the fuck is this." And he just goes "my assignment 🙂" and his teacher is just like "what do you mean your ASSIGNMENT?? THIS IS AT LEAST A HUNDRED PAGES????"

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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thinkin about pony gettin real sick n throwin up middle of the night n beggin soda not to tell Darry but. sorry kiddo. this is like. prime Darry Problem. so he has to drag him across the hall to do the classic I Frew Up

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real quick y’all

it’s two-bit mathews, not matthews

it’s steve randle, not randall

it’s darrel, not darryl or darrell. it’s also darrel shaynne, not shane or shayne

it’s the shepards, not the shepherds or the sheperds

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