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day 154

Kim Dokja: It isn't that. I have a special skill. It is a skill that understands people well.

Jung Heewon: ...I don't know if I want to ask, so I won't.

Kim Dokja: Thank you.

Jung Heewon: But have you ever used it on me?

I almost showed emotions on my face. It was fortunate that Jung Heewon didn't have Lie Detection.

Kim Dokja: I only use it on men.

Jung Heewon: Oh my.

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day 153

I stared at Lee Jihye for a moment.

...No, how could she hear it this way?

Lee Jihye: S-Something like that? Ahjussi, you and Master...

Kim Dokja (sighing): Think what you want.

Lee Jihye: Indeed. Don't worry, I'll give him this love letter!

I shrugged and turned around. Behind my back, Lee Jihye's bullshit continued.

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day 152

[The constellation 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband' is wondering what you are thinking.]

Kim Dokja: That jerk Yoo Joonghyuk.

[The constellation 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband' is satisfied.]

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day 151

Yes, Yoo Joonghyuk, I leave everything to you.

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day 150

Yoo Joonghyuk: His nickname is--

Kim Dokja: I don't have a nickname yet.

Iris (laughing): A person came here without a nickname?

I had one but it was disgusting.

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day 149

Lee Jihye joked playfully before poking the jar of alcohol.

Lee Jihye: Can we drink this now? The smell isn't a joke

Kim Dokja: You are a minor...

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day 148

This was certainly true. The Messiah's Path was the best story in the resurrection system. But there was one problem.

Kim Dokja: I will lose something precious if I accept that story.

Uriel: Eh? Ah, T-That's right. If you choose our story, you'll become an eunuch... That can't be.]

I expected to be persuaded but unexpectedly, Uriel shook with agitation. Was it such a big deal for Uriel that I would become an eunuch? Why?

Uriel: W-What to do? If I don't bring Kim Dokja to Metatron, he won't let me use the Internet for a month, but if he accepts, Kim Dokja will become an eunuch... then what happens... oh, wait a minute. Perhaps if his position changes...?

...What position?

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day 147

[The stigma 'Declaration of Independence Lv. 1' has excluded the energy of Colonization.]

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day 146

Shin Yoosung: I think Ahjussi is handsome.

Lee Gilyoung: Hyung, the face isn't everything.

The only ones on my side were the kids... no, Shin Yoosung. By the way, what was with the Ugly King? It seemed to be positioned as my nickname.

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day 145

Han Sooyoung: Have you forgotten who I am?

Kim Dokja: Eh?

Han Sooyoung: Has your brain decreased due to your smaller head??

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day 144

I was just hit really hard. Damn bastard, why didn't he kill me? This jerk, not killing me when i wanted to be killed...

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day 143

Incarnation 1: Who is this bastard? Incarnation 2: He is the Ugliest King.

These scum.

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day 142

Nirvana shouted angrily when he saw me whispering.

Nirvana: Don't whisper in front of me!

Yoo Joonghyuk: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN!!!!

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' coughs out blood.]

[2,000 coins have been sponsored.]

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day 141

Sometimes I was afraid that Lee Gilyoung would become a psychopath.

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day 140

Yes, Yoo Joonghyuk. Feel conflicted.

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day 139

Min Jiwon looked anxiously at the black bruise around my left eye. It was the trace left behind by Yoo Joonghyuk after I sold his name. I rubbed my eyes.

Kim Dokja: Has that jerk left already??

I even fell unconscious for a while. Damn, that ignorantly powerful man.

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day 138

If you want to slap someone then do it to Yoo Joonghyuk.