oscarthehumanbeing
oscarthehumanbeing
Poetry I suppose
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I write stuff I guess
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oscarthehumanbeing · 20 hours ago
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 days ago
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long time no vegas. hi benny (redraw of thing from last year)
full color ver under cut bcus i like it too
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 days ago
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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oscarthehumanbeing · 4 days ago
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Anna Haifisch
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oscarthehumanbeing · 21 days ago
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Caitlyn Siehl, What We Buried; from "A Letter To Love"
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 months ago
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Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 months ago
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Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 months ago
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Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 months ago
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Yes Man (Fallout)
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"This securitron costs $35,000 and does NOTHING. The average Strip employee makes $7.25 an HOUR (the federal minimum wage), meaning you'd have to work 40 hours a week for over two years to be worth one useless robot. That's how much you're worth to these places as an employee. Shoplift. Shoplift every single chance you get. If you can steal this robot from Benny's room I'll pay you $500 in caps. I desperately want to have sex with him. You can watch for $200."
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oscarthehumanbeing · 2 months ago
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Hey guys did you know that you can allow yourself to do 'Cringe' things if it makes you happy? And then you'll be happy :) I just found this out after writing smut for the first time ever when previously shame had prevented me from doing as such, literally gonna write some more, like it cured my months long writers block for realsies I'm so happy.
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oscarthehumanbeing · 3 months ago
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Springtime is coming on April 11... See you soon, neighbor!
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oscarthehumanbeing · 3 months ago
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What the media won't show
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oscarthehumanbeing · 3 months ago
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Went to my first ever open mic night last night and read 4 poems.
Thought I was gonna puke but it was weirdly liberating,
I'll post those poems here eventually, unfortunately I can't do it while in my creative writing class (worried my professor will think I'm a plagerist and also I'm entering a contest that ain't cool with the poems being anywhere else and I don't think they'd be chill with it)
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oscarthehumanbeing · 4 months ago
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“You're platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing!”
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oscarthehumanbeing · 4 months ago
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You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.
Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.
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oscarthehumanbeing · 4 months ago
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compiled my sketches of various fallout robots in two pages 🤖👍
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oscarthehumanbeing · 5 months ago
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In the Mojave we all fam
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