osha-spy

[osha-spy]

*turning redder*

Yes, I am having trouble. I have a son who will not mind his own business!

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*turning red*

Yes. Let us go.

*turns to leave, but tries to sneak a Cinnabon out of the many, many boxes stashed in the bag*

*he does not do it gracefully, and gets icing all over his hand*

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*a few minutes later, Spy returns with an enormous bag with the Cinnabon logo on it. He is clearly embarrassed*

Ah, mon fils, it is time to go. Let us leave ... quickly.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*over his shoulder as he makes his way to the counter*

Do NOT say that name! We had a deal!

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*uses the fork to take a teensy, tiny, itty bitty little bite*

*chews*

*thinks*

I will be right back.

*jumps up from the table*

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*surreptitiously Sniffing the Cinnabon*

I will, ehm ... perhaps take a small bite, yes?

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

Leon. Wipe up your drool. It is unbecoming.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

Ah,yes. I see.

*to the lady behind the counter*

One cinnamon bun, please.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*scoffs*

We shall see.

*they arrive at the counter*

Ah, yes. One Sins Are Gone, please.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*rolls eyes again, starts walking after Leon*

*can't help but start Sniffing when they get close*

Hmmm ... perhaps I will try a single bite.

Perhaps.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*narrows eyes*

Almost as easy as it is to embarrass you. Do not forget that.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*rolls eyes*

Fine. We will purchase you a ...

*wrinkles his nose again*

... 'bum.'

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

SHHHHHH!

*looks around one more time*

*absolutely no one is paying attention*

Leon ... if I take you to this blasted Cinna-whatever, will you promise to stop mentioning, eh ... things?

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*turns red, claps his hand over Leon's mouth and looks around furtively*

Do NOT mention that man's name in my presence!

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

*sniffs derisviely*

I highly doubt it.

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

A what-a-bon?

*Spy and Leon are at the mall, shopping for clothes. They wander into the general direction of the food court. Spy wrinkles his nose*

I see we have arrived at the last refuge of the damned.

Oh, don't be like that- HEY, look a Cinnabon!

*smiling like an idiot*

[osha-spy]

Ah! Then it is decided. Shall we go now?

*Leon is sitting on the living room sofa playing Xbox when Spy walks past with a greyhound on a leash*

Oh, hey papa-

*Leon perks up and suddenly turns before screeching*

HOLY SHIT-