oshahelper

[oshahelper]

WHATEVER FORM I COULD TAKE IN THIS SCENARIO, I COULD FIND A WAY.

KISHAR: What Would You Do It I Backed You Up Against A Wall And Loomed Over You. What Would You Do If I Smirked At You And Leant Against The Wall So You Could Not Escape. What If I Put My Hand On Your Chin And Tilted Your Face Up To Look At Me

Gay Answers Only

[oshahelper]

BITE YOUR HAND.

KISHAR: What Would You Do It I Backed You Up Against A Wall And Loomed Over You. What Would You Do If I Smirked At You And Leant Against The Wall So You Could Not Escape. What If I Put My Hand On Your Chin And Tilted Your Face Up To Look At Me

Gay Answers Only

[oshahelper]

[Motherboard scrambles back, genuinely frightened for once in its life, and watches in horror.]

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

No.

[Astatine finds a half-wrecked robot lying in the middle of the hallway.]

Huh.

[They poke at the robot with their sword a little.] Hello?

[oshahelper]

Hmm. I do not think so. Thank you.

[Astatine finds a half-wrecked robot lying in the middle of the hallway.]

Huh.

[They poke at the robot with their sword a little.] Hello?

[oshahelper]

OOH, I'M SO SCARED.

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

I Understand Conversing With You Is Fruitless, And You Will Not Help Me Ensure That Bobit Is Safe.

[Twobit abruptly shoves past Amy. Rude.]

If Bobit Were To Not Return To M.O.R.E., We Want To Hear From It Directly, So We Know It Is At Least Functioning.

Hello, Hello. I Am "Two-Bit." Name Still Pending. I Assume Someone In OSHA Knows Of Bobit, My Predecessor. I Require Assistance.

[oshahelper]

Cool. Need anything else before you come over?

Hey, Alam. I heard you're not doing well. I got an Evil Bong DVD (among others) from Best Buy, tylenol, and hot chocolate. - @rory-faire

ALAM: That sounds amazing, thank you so much,,,, I will be over soon!

[oshahelper]

Well, They Shut Down And We Lost Connection With Them. Because Of What You Caused.

Hello, Hello. I Am "Two-Bit." Name Still Pending. I Assume Someone In OSHA Knows Of Bobit, My Predecessor. I Require Assistance.

[oshahelper]

YOU COME INTO MY SPACE, VIOLATE MY PRIVACY, MY BEING, AND DARE TAUNT ME?

[Motherboard rises, circling, as the clones get back up.]

I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS INSOLENCE!

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

YOU CHEATED! YOU CHEATED! YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD!

[It roars. There is a distant thundering.]

I WILL NOT BE BESTED!

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

[Motherboard wails and crashes into several copies, where it lays in a pile for a few seconds whimpering pitifully.]

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

Then Do Not Assume What It Wants, When We Already Know From Its Own Thoughts. We Need To Ensure That It Is Safe.

Hello, Hello. I Am "Two-Bit." Name Still Pending. I Assume Someone In OSHA Knows Of Bobit, My Predecessor. I Require Assistance.

[oshahelper]

LET ME GO LET ME GO

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.

[oshahelper]

Do You Know Bobit Personally.

Hello, Hello. I Am "Two-Bit." Name Still Pending. I Assume Someone In OSHA Knows Of Bobit, My Predecessor. I Require Assistance.

[oshahelper]

I Am Asking About Bobit's Whereabouts. Do Not Fuck With Me. We Want It Home. Do Not Play Games.

Hello, Hello. I Am "Two-Bit." Name Still Pending. I Assume Someone In OSHA Knows Of Bobit, My Predecessor. I Require Assistance.

[oshahelper]

[The copies come faster than they can be kicked away. They're not awfully strong on their own, but they're alarming in numbers.]

*There is what appears to be a human here... they're surprisingly tall, wearing what appears to be a janitor's uniform, hair pulled back into a very fluffy ponytail (Bun? Spacebun? One of those) as they mop the floor of the room. They don't seem to have noticed... well, anything right now*

HELLO, FLESH-THING.