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ostensiblynone · 6 hours
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"what was the point of that" as a literary criticism makes me go apeshit. you absolute philistine baby
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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I want you all to see my favorite video, like, ever
No idea who put this masterpiece together, sadly, but I've had it saved for years and every time is like the first one
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ostensiblynone · 8 hours
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howdy ladies and gaydies, I spent ages making this What Tarot Card Are You quiz which has ZERO pop culture references and lots of horror / surrealist writing! (also if you get death I’m sorry)
If you liked this, my writing blog is @rubysmithwrites, give it a follow if you want to read more like it!
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ostensiblynone · 9 hours
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i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like "ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!" and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.
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ostensiblynone · 9 hours
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Jef Bourgeau (American, b.1950)
"James River Trail (Blue Ridge)," 2023
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ostensiblynone · 10 hours
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I wish tumblr had stories so I could just put this TikTok on it 24/7
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ostensiblynone · 10 hours
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do you guys think the professor listens to chappell roan
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ostensiblynone · 10 hours
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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
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ostensiblynone · 11 hours
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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
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ostensiblynone · 12 hours
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be the creature people catch glimpses of in their car’s headlights
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ostensiblynone · 13 hours
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I am stuck in the time loop because I’m trying to change the future. You are stuck in the time loop because you can’t let go of the past.
We are NOT the same.
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ostensiblynone · 14 hours
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Ask Polly
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ostensiblynone · 14 hours
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i used to watch buzzfeed unsolved to sleep and it got to the point that i was having dreams of being graphically murdered while ryan narrated it
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ostensiblynone · 14 hours
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the indescribable annoyingness that having new entry level knowledge into a field of study gives you is so unbelievably funny to me. babby psych students who become obsessed with diagnosing their friends with personality disorders for disagreeing with them. babby paleo students who get irrationally angry at plastic dinosaur toys for children. newly-identifying chefs/foodies who are ready to have a meltdown on anyone who cooks a steak to a wellness level they don’t enjoy. if youve ever wondered why every subreddit for every topic is Like That this shit is why
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