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Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov

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Hawks

full vid and psd > https://www.patreon.com/posts/hawks-process-32025894

tool - Clip Studio Paint

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I've been seeing a thread about these things quite a bit and I saw them at Walmart so I was like 'fuk yea' and I bought em they are like $3

Honestly

Meh it's good but I've never really been one to like orange flavored chocolate.

7.5/10 tho

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Thank you so much for participate! The winners are _.minicole._ (Instagram) and Fer Diiiaz (facebook)! They choose Zombie Spiderman and Hades for Loki!

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Hoy pensé en un stay alive reprise con James y Paladin, y me dio penita

firts of all, how dare you 

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🥞

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EMH AA MCU crossover

I wish mcu Tony wears something like what aa and emh is wearing 

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not a dream, tumblr lore

since some people asked me to share some other forgotten tumblr lore and since i’ve been on here basically since the very making of the site, i’ve decided to tell you another story that i remember (and no, it’s not about tumblr prom, i’ll leave that one for another time) - the story of Darryn and Jade

Darryn (url - darrynek) and Jade (url - jadeita) were two tumblr bloggers who started a long distance relationship after meeting up on here years and years ago (think: 2013 tumblr). She was from the UK, I believe (her and I shared a mutual friend, will mention him once again later, but I never met or interacted with her, I just knew of her relationship with Darryn), and Darryn was one of the first and biggest at the time tumblr ‘funnymen’ who lived in the USA iirc. His blog was huge and he was immensely popular and had a lot of legendary posts that have long ago been forgotten, such as

and the way these posts were wildly popular back then explain pretty dArn well the state of tumblr from years and years ago and the kind of things that would get notes and attention back then and the kind of humor that was popular

their interactions always got a lot of notice as well

Jade was less popular, a lot of her popularity came after the two of them started openly dating and their followers started shipping them, but if i remember correctly she was a talented artist and had fans in her own right and deservedly so, and also she was very, very pretty

a lot of users had a crush on Darryn, but I think Jade was the real catch

anyway, so for months, maybe years, the two of them were saving up for their big meetup and I think move? pretty sure Darryn was going to move to the UK to be with Jade, and their followers, especially his, helped fund that over the time, people on this site genuinely sent them money 

and there was a counter until their meetup and we all waited for such a long time to see the two of them meet for the first time, it was like a huge deal, the biggest event in tumblr history, bigger even than Dashcon (also leaving that for another story)

and the day finally came and Darryn boarded the plane and the friend I mentioned earlier went with Jade to pick him up after he arrived and he filmed them seeing and meeting each other for the first time and running into each other’s arms and full on snogging in the streets of whichever UK town this took place in

i distinctly remember how we all freaked out over that video and reblogged it and made gifs of it, me included, which can still be found in their tags

found the video of it reuploaded to youtube, the original is gone i believe but it had at least 100k views, that’s how big it was (that’s my friend speaking in the background -  fun fact, RORY, YOU MAD LAD - WHERE ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU? IT’S BEEN YEARS)

and anyway, this was all fine and dandy, we were all so excited, we were patiently waiting for updates, waiting for the promised and expected content, the UK bloggers from their crew were all going to meet up with them, there were pictures, we were gonna hear more from them, except

Darryn then gave his blog to a friend of his who never really did anything with it and left tumblr, Jade stayed here a little longer on her art blog but then left as well, and there were never any updates! never!

a lot of the people who basically funded their meetup were disappointed, saddened, hurt, people felt like they were owed at least some closure, but it never really came and we never found out how things went down later on, if they are still together, if he really moved, and so on

after and during their reign on tumblr, other long distance real and even pretend couples tried to emulate their story and success and get the popularity and money that these two received so they could meet up, but no one was ever successful in replicating the formula, i believe because Darryn and Jade’s story was genuine and others were trying to be like them too much

shipping was becoming huge on tumblr at the time they were on here and they were the real deal, people shipped them so much

Darryn and Jade, if you’re out there, hope you’re doing well

Rory, you too, especially you

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I had an accident close to a school, I was in car that crashed near and the magnitude of the impact was so bad that my body flew through a window and landed in the middle of a classroom. I knew I was going to die so I thought, please let it be quick, and I closed my eyes bracing for my imminent death. When I opened them, I was standing at the door of the same classroom but there were no traces of the accident and the window I went through was repaired, the room was full of people I didn’t know. I walked to see out the window if the car was there while I heard the teacher saying, “Alright, so let’s all say the bad things we did.”

When I approached the window, there was nothing outside, no car, just trees in the dark. One of the girls that was at a seat close to where I was standing said, “Well, I laughed at all the things that I shouldn’t have, like at the death of someone I didn’t know.” When she said that I made a face of disconcert, I looked at her and she looked at me and that’s when it hit me - I looked at everyone else and realized all the people inside were me, every single one of them. They were my personalities and I was dead and they were all judging me by saying all the things I’ve done, bad and good, because the teacher was weighing my soul.

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but what i REALLY need is a gif of the symbiote cell bumping into the other cells to portray how Evil it is

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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

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I remember when I got my first haircut, it was so amazing i cried

My first haircut.. Was the most important step for me to start be myself.

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There was a very pretty woman, with long blonde hair, and bright red lipstick. She was wearing a long white dress made out of some very light material. She had her eyes closed and was standing straight. Hands close to her body, legs together. Suddenly she started to age really, really fast and I got closer to her until all I could see was her face. Suddenly the ageing stopped, there was a moment of silence and then her eyes snapped open and stared straight at me and I woke up. It felt like she was staring straight into my soul. I felt so damn paranoid for the rest of the day, like there was this pressure on my whole body and like someone was always standing right behind me. It was 3 am when I woke up, I couldn't go back to sleep and had to barricade the front door with a chair because I was so paranoid.

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I was in class and this guy sitting in front of me was bullying the kid beside me by taking his notebook and drawing all over it. The teacher wasn’t even doing anything about it so I started arguing with the bully and tried to grab the notebook out of his hand. He didn’t let go of it like I thought he would and then just body-slammed me over his shoulder and onto his desk. The teacher turned to us and started telling me about how I was rude and a disruption to his class and that I had to leave. I got up and yelled in the most incredulous and sarcastic tone, “ME?! YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE??” all while gesturing wildly at the kid who had literally just body slammed me in the middle of the lecture.