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Dnp LIVE COOKING COMPETITION?!?! CATCH ME SEATED! 🫡🫡🫡
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I am having a Day. I went to get in my car to go to work and somehow, despite me having had the same car since I was 16, me and my awful sense of depth perception managed to smack my forehead against my car door and so now I have a little cut in my forehead that is bleeding. so when I get to work I run to the grocery store and buy bandaids but now I have a big bandaid on my forehead. and my Dr Pepper exploded on my desk
#feeling irritable lol#also I work with teenagers so I know they’re going to ask me about the bandaid#and I’m going to just tell them because teens can tell when you’re bullshitting with them#other
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please draw more dan and phil kissing we need kissing phanart no one is brave enough now
here’s a cute fluffy makeout sesh i did as a warmup <3
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"you are so visually homosexual" daniel i think the bleached hair isnt the part where people recognise phil as gay, i think the thing that makes him look gay to others is you.
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"No War with Iran. USA out of Middle East"
Poster by No Brains zine
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phil spends his weekends bending over and spreading wide
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wait i just noticed he tucked flowers behind his ear 😭


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I wonder if dan and phil saw a birth control packet if they would know what what it is. lmao random thought I just had
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phil not knowing what a diva cup is and dan knowing and explaining it patiently to him is so dan and phil coded. like something about that interaction is so Them
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the face of a man who found yet another way to mention his partner’s enormous ass in every single video
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sorry. did phil. preface that first one with. 'im not gonna say i've clocked you with mine'. and then say. ... .........
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