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This is Off The Record...right?

Hi, I'm Elle, and this is Off the Record, On the Clock. Here is where the corporate grind meets literary escapism and we meet our deadlines without completely losing our minds (mostly).

This blog is for:

Eldest Daughters that have been the go-to planner for everything since they were old enough to take over mom's to do list

Corporate girlies that are just dying in the breakroom to tell someone about the book they finished last night without looking insane

Anyone that has 500 Pinterest boards of outfit inspiration, a longer "TBR" than "Finished" list on Good Reads, and swears tomorrow is the day we start that perfect 20 step skin care routine that is going to change our life.

Welcome! You have found a place to call home. Here you will find a little bit of everything -

Corporate life rants and stories of my many trials and many errors

Hot takes that are probably best kept off LinkedIn, but too funny to keep to myself

Updates on what I'm reading and what I think is actually worth your time (and what isn't)

This is not a highlight reel. Expect a little chaos, a lot of opinions and posts that walk the line between inspirational (on the clock), and let's leave HR out of this one (off the record).