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Stranger Things 2 ☆ Chapter Nine: The Gate

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Sorry for the wait

Life got in the way

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Chapter Nine: The Gate

Ahhh!!! Their reunion is so fuckin cute and sweet and here comes Hop to fuck it all up. What would give you the indication that he would be mad at El? She wanted to see him she did go see him and you threw a fucking hissy fit. YOU got in the way all he wanted was to know she was safe he would’ve done anything to know that she was alive. I’d be pissed at him too you let me believe she was dead for a year and you want me to understand?

Aww group hug!!! She noticed Dustin’s teeth! No more purring Dustin we do this in the mirror before a date or dance. Skip Max not sure if that was leftover from seeing them at school or because she doesn’t already know her. Joyce with that motherly love she’s been lacking. You already know she’ll let you see him you saved his life. We have our final puzzle piece to close the gate.

Karen... why did you answer the door like that? Billy stop flirting with married women that’s how you get shot! I always hate that line obviously older woman I didn’t know so and so had an older sister heheh lame ass line Karen you thought he was here for Nancy meaning that you can tell he’s young control your hormones. Todd only pays bills there he can’t be slangin pipe with any type of accuracy if she’s being this obvious with a child.

Now ain’t the time Dustin. STOP UNDERESTIMATING HER!! She destroyed your cabin without even trying she’s the one who opened the gate in the first place if anybody can close it it’s El. It’s interesting that it took this long to connect that dot

Fuck you mean you not leaving Mike?! You did it earlier for a day and a half and before anybody says anything about her not knowing she didn’t even ask. Steve you were never a shit boyfriend she played with your heart because she didn’t want to be alone if she couldn’t have Jonathan and she should’ve said something to that effect instead of letting you feel like it was you.

Dammit Hop can’t you let these kids be cute together for a minute without you interrupting?!

Yup that mild coronary you’re having because she hitchhiked home you deserve but you can tell that she learned and grew a lot since she left she needed to leave regardless because of what happened while she was gone. I get it Hop but if you hold too tightly you’ll kill her spirit and she’ll resent you instead of loving the safety you provide.

Bitchin’

Dammit Dustin we just wasting good food? After all this if they just set it on fire I’d be pissed. That thing is stupid slimy it sounds disgusting.

Just let him pace in peace he literally just found out she’s alive and now she’s tossing herself back into the fray with hundreds of Demodogs runnin loose anybody would be worried especially when you have to sit on your hands and hope that everything goes ok.

This is the start of a trend with Max that pisses me off El isn’t a pack mule or a work horse yes she’s strong as shit but she bleeds just like the rest of us backup and assistance ain’t ever been a bad thing when fighting a war.

It ain’t a fact until it happens. Here comes Billy!! ‘If he finds out I’m here he’ll kill me, he’ll kill us.’ Proceeds to post up in the window where he can clearly see her?! The sucker punch was a bitch move Hargrove.

I’m pretty sure that part of the reason that he doesn’t want Lucas around Max is that it’s hard to control someone with friends if I know you have nowhere to go you won’t sneak out and if she does it’d be to the arcade which is probably closed by now so she’d be on her way back if she wasn’t here. Will he actually strike her is my question he says he’ll kill her will he really? Or is she just being dramatic not wanting to get in trouble for sneaking out?

Another trend is that they don’t help each other literally one has to be being beaten half death before anybody moves to help.

It really seems like the hype of Steve got to Billy way more than Steve himself did. I’ve never heard Steve refer to himself as King Steve other people do that. Screaming that Billy’s gonna kill him is so far from helpful it’s painful. How much of that shit is lethal she could kill him. It doesn’t really work like that Max if his dad says come get you because you snuck out of the house again he has to collect. What the hell is Billy supposed to tell Neil when he finally wakes up? His dad doesn’t seem like the type to accept failure.

Ok isn’t the word I would use determined is better.

I would freak the fuck out too she’s 13 and driving a car with me in it while not actually knowing where she’s going and speeding down a dark road with a box on the gas pedal because she can’t actually reach it.

That high pitched scream was for sure Lucas.

They’re heating the woods around the house too because the windows need replacing because Hop made a El cry like a big ass bully.

Well Steve he has a point.

Mama Steve makes a good point too.

It kinda pissed me off seeing Hop out El to the Doc at the drop of a hat he could forge a birth certificate and drag her to another lab and it would be his fault for trusting the wrong person.

The inflammed Butt Hole strikes again people should really stop shining light at it. How did it get in your mouth past your mask? Where the hell did they get this equipment??

Jonathan would let The MindFlayer live in his brother indefinitely Joyce wants it out and she wants it out now. Jonathan doesn’t have a do whatever it takes mindset and he would’ve messed everything up. He was quick to turn that heater down but Joyce is currently being choked and I hear him say ‘mom!’ But see no hands entering the frame to help her.

We will never speak of this Mama Steve.

In an interesting twist Nancy saves his moms life. I wonder if Will has a scar because of that. So nobody wondered where the inter dimensional blac smoke went?

RUN BABIES AND MAMA STEVE RUNNNNNN!!!! Protect your baby Mama Steve!

It’s like they don’t even realize they’re there maybe it’s a priority thing El is the more pressing threat so even though they’re in pain gotta stop her.

She’s damn near face to face with it and even though she’s disintegrating his tentacle he’s still trying to take her over and stop her. Even though a lot of people didn’t like The Lost Sister Chapter it helped El to boost her power using her own pain and anger therefore helping her close this massive gate my baby is growing up and she’s so strong I’m so proud.

Sweet El/Hop moment I still don’t like him but he means a lot to her.

Hawkins lab is closed but vulnerable. Again if this was real Nancy would’ve destroyed her entire family. But it’s a plot line so I let it go.

Hey Hop her name is Jane Ives you didn’t actually adopt her this still really feels like kidnapping.

Aww it’s Snowball time

Will learning to dance is adorable, I don’t think Mike will ever like forced pictures, Lucas is gonna toss Erica out the window and Max looks cute Billy looks kind of lost he needs to learn proper communication gotta get that hair right Dustin.

Steve is the big brother we all wish we had. Dustin is a dork and I love him. Don’t be talking about my baby’s Steve inspired mullet. She enjoys torturing this boy. I don’t think calling someone Zombie Boy is a good way to show interest Will looked scared and he’s been to The Upside Down. I still wanna fight these girls he’s a sweet kid a bit of a dork but he is a good guy and they made him cry. This is the best thing Nancy does all season. ‘Girls this age are dumb.’ You led your 1st boyfriend on for a year still dumb.

Hardcore RIP BOB moment.

This song is so damn creepy. They are like puppies in love it’s adorable look at them go ah it’s so sweet. And now I’m pretty sure the creepy song is for The MindFlayer being gigantically creepy in The Upside Down.

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Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer

Ok heads up because the Mind Flayer from D&D doesn’t really seem like a boss level type of bad guy I changed the spelling a little bit to ‘The MindFlayer’ because this dude is definitely a final boss type of bad guy. Speaking of which they have genders in The Upside Down? Imagine Dart actually being a girl.

Again don’t tell me that they can’t get through if you haven’t tested the theory. They should take this time to run like hell. This is one of many times watching horror movies and sci-fi flicks comes in handy. He can’t be trusted knock his ass out.

How did they short the building?

In all honesty with her wheels still in the house i wouldn’t have assumed she went far.

I feel like this is how everybody should get ready for a date he is hype bouncing around flirting with himself having an all around great time before he even sees the girl. Wait you two were at Sears for how long?! He said 3 hrs late what time is it?? She shouldn’t that’s latch key kid age. I wonder how many beatings and how much abuse he had to endure because of her actions. I don’t think Max ever sees this side of things it makes Billy make a hell of a lot more sense. After watching that scene it’s making me wish Max would’ve stayed at home.

Damn Steve why you gotta bring that part up? But you gotta own up to your shit Dustin. Why does she seem offended by being called a stranger I mean they don’t really know you you’re like an acquaintance at this point. They’re heading towards the sound because that’s how you find out where they’re going.

Hop don’t fuckin listen the Dr said there are two steps he only heard the one he knows he can do and figured that’d be enough but nah now Bob gotta save the day again. Easy Peasy. I respect Bob for putting his love and her son above himself.

Yup it’s your ex boyfriend and The Party +1, people neither one of you have been thinking about this entire fucking season. They answered for us kinda cool. Just move and let the boy jam the button for a while. GO BOB!!!!! if the exit is on the 1st floor why wouldn’t he send them to the 2nd or 3rd?

I’m proud of Bob for holding it together while being hunted but disappointed he didn’t catch that broom. This is one of those horror movie moments Bob you don’t stop running until there is at least a mile between you and whatever is hunting you. RIP Bob. I’m still kinda pissed at Hop man shot only 3 bullets at the one on top of Bob....3 shots.

JUSTICE FOR BOB

Fuck yo sorry Jonathan you should’ve been here no amount of apologies makes your absence better.

Who the hell did he call?? And sitting still and waiting for help can frequently be stupid especially with the human gps in the house. You can tell that Max didn’t think that she might die when she hopped on Lucas’ bike wanting proof of what he’s been through.

Bob laced Mr Clarke?! He’s a cooler dude than I thought. Dustin has gotta relax when talking to girls. I’m still thinking it’s a symbiote. Exactly Dustin. How does Hop go from this is a kids game (not true) to flipping through the manual tryin to figure out how to kill it? Yes you do because unless you’re a shit shot you shot the one on Bob 3 times and nothing happened Hawkins lab was filled with soldiers and the only people who made it out was you four....

Lucas she is your girlfriend you just haven’t officially asked her out yet.

Max...baby why did you think that was a good bonding topic? ‘Your dead* girlfriend seemed like a really cool girl.’ But my heart broke for her when she said ‘why would you want a stupid Zoomer in your party?’ It’s not you he never got over his heart break and with what happened to Bob it was like picking off a scab way too early.

Why not just put the bottle under his nose why bother with the cotton ball at all.

Now you ponder the downside?! The answer to her question is yes Lucas y’all gotta stop speaking in absolutes your opponent is unpredictable. The answer to your question is also obvious if you were paying attention while Hop was screaming into the phone dude legit said I don’t know how many are left alive you should’ve been scared and trying to go home then there’s no shame in leaving but understand that if you stay you could die at any minute.

Has anybody up here eaten even relatively recently? I only ask because of how quickly Will ran out of steam. As a person who doesn’t know what Morse Code looks like when tapped out like that and I don’t have the Morse Code alphabet memorized and no internet to look it up I’d be screwed.

This show made me love this song. CLOSE GATE easier said than done without the person who opened it present. Got damn phone!! Who the hell is calling this late at night? Dammit Nancy really?! That’s the second time you broke Joyce’s phone just leave it off the hook same effect. How distinctive is that ringer??

Make it easy kids let me know exactly where you are no guess work. No he doesn’t he’s a shit shot Nancy could use some practice but she’s a WAY better shot than he is. Everybody has a weapon except for Max, Dustin, Jonathan, and Joyce what are they gonna do when shit hits the fan??

Really El?! Did you have to break the window?! My baby El comin through saving the day and swaggering into the house like the BAMF that she is!!!

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Episode 7 Lost Sister

I actually don’t hate it but I just don’t feel like watching it right now I might do it when I wrap up this season but I’m putting this one here as a place holder.

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Chapter Six: The Spy

I feel for Joyce her child is suffering screaming in agony and she can’t help him. If he feels like he’s burning without physically burning that means the shadow monster is attached to his Central Nervous System right?

Poor Mews

I didn’t think Steve would be so suspicious but I guess I can see where he’s coming from. More ewww Dart molted again and look he tunneled his way out in like 3-4 hours.

Darts on the run and straight to the theme music which I really dig btw the pulses are kinda soothing.

Collecting evidence. Absolutely nothing and they aren’t new you knew something was wrong and let the keep going this is just the culmination of everything he told you exactly in the same boat with you withholding information from her they don’t know Joyce they aren’t even treating him right now.

Her dad is a full on patriot the man voted for Nixon and Bush and has undying faith in his government do you really think he’d be proud Nancy? And Jonathan do you really think Joyce’d be proud of you risking everybody’s lives for nothing she didn’t even tell Bob he figured out stupid selfish children and Murray encouraging 16-17 year olds to have sex in your house is fucking creepy not to mention disgusting, and you’re supplying them with alcohol he’s the least responsible adult so far. They don’t have a condom. And again Nancy is having sex while somebody she claims to care about is going through some incredibly traumatic shit.

I hate the little siblings constantly in someone else’s stuff.

Yes Steve nobody literally nobody was responding to his Code Red he took what he could get. It would’ve been you if you weren’t breaking Rule of Law.

What is he puking up? It’s jacked up that the Dr is being transparent well more like opaque with Hop but a brick wall with Joyce who’s kid has been a target of The Upside Down on two separate occasions. Are the tunnels the shadow monsters response to the burning happening at the original gate?

Joyce sayin we all had to sign includes the kids which really makes the Jancy side quest irritating y’all signed documents freeing them of culpability again it’s not like the Dr doesn’t know who he’s been talking to he would easily connect the dots

Bob Newby superhero 🦸‍♂️ go Boyce!!

At this point you gotta assume Will isn’t in control anymore Bob’s been around for a while so if Will remembers recent events he should’ve recognized him

First of all we learned last season that Nancy can’t keep quiet in the moment so he heard them no condom lovin’ for a rookie he metaphorically shot the club up why are you asking Murray just embrace this awkwardness you created

That’s not where they are at all they lie about their location just like you two duh!

Why would you invite her to potentially die? El died* and she has superpowers you invite a regular girl who isn’t taking this seriously because she doesn’t believe you and won’t until she damn near dies it’s a needless risk.

Will doesn’t have a middle name? Where in Will’s memories is he? Hurt you or hurt the shadow monster? Well with the hive mind thing it’s probably a little bit of both. Is the shadow monster a virus or a parasite it seems more parasitic or maybe it’s a symbiote like Venom. Will remembers just fine he’s just not in the drivers seat right now.

It was awesome to you right up until it ate your cat and when held it I believe her words were it’s disgusting. Your hair is beautiful Dustin you just gotta relax calm down your intensity. THIS is a big brother moment and what makes her special to you? Faberge Organics I wonder what their commercial used to look like.

She ain’t home Traitor she hasn’t even been looking for you you’re talking to any empty room you should’ve had this conversation before you left and she’s gotta get hurt it’s a part of life she isn’t the bubble girl she’s stronger than you give her credit for

Stop suggesting killing kids what’s wrong with you people?!

That’s not Will.

Got damn it Steve please stop touching your glasses with your raw meat hand. That is the girl that doesn’t believe and consistently asks if it could’ve been anything other than what it was it’s face opened like a starfish and tried to eat them all respectively. How much help can she be in a fight? She didn’t bring a weapon She’s pulling her weight with fortifying the bus but the doubts are irritating.

What is this you ask this is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of the shit you two missed while you two were fucking around instead of being useful. Stop screaming she ain’t here and neither is Will or Mike or Bob. Yeah that’s the shadow monster that’s possessing your brother you would already know this if you would’ve told Nancy to drop it instead of tagging along across state lines to do dumb shit

Tactically the hub is suicide why nobody brought that up I have no idea

Are the fumes or the liquid flammable? The ground soaks it up so fast how was it supposed to burn properly?

Sure it was a 9ft tall hairless bear with a humanoid body whose face opened up like a starfish if that will make you feel better but seriously why is she here if she isn’t going to be open minded? I really wish they would’ve gave her a better back story ‘I don’t wanna be like my stepbrother.’ Says that she doesn’t know what kind of man her Stepdad is.

Mama Steve steppin it up in a major way. No Max they aren’t rabid they’re Demogorgons. I told y’all she would have to damn near die to get it. Hell no he didn’t scare them off he can only take one at a time y’all are easy pickings.

He’s rolling in fog to blind them sneak attack on the way.

Connect the dots Mike!! Too bad nobody listens to kids. Bob let him go you aren’t helping he’s not hysterical he’s panicky because he knows the soldiers are about to die it’s too late anyway. Will it’s too late to leave Squirt. I always hate the oh ‘they can’t get through’ sir did you tell them that?

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Hey, dickheads. How come the only one helping me out is this random girl? We lose light in forty minutes, let’s go. Let’s go!

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Chapter Five: Dig Dug

Mike is a good friend but you don’t know that he can’t spy back.

Why are you still down here Hop what are you gonna do if something attempts to eat your face? Tickle it with bullets? And regular walkies don’t work in the Upside Down it’s an alternate dimension if you were paying attention instead of creepily staring at El maybe you would’ve stayed your stupid ass out of this hole. Hop you only have 6 shots this is one of the dumbest decisions I’ve seen him make. That looks like an inflamed butt hole. Doesn’t look like the Butt hole likes having a bright ass flashlight shined at it.

Nancy and Jonathan are cringy I can’t with them. How is askin if he can turn off the light deja vu? Nancy considering the fact that neither of you know about the shadow monster and the danger both of your brothers are in why would you say the world is about to end? Jonathan’s baby brother and yours were traumatized and you were more concerned with dating and even more than that if you really wanted to date Jonathan why did you drag Steve bac into this? That wasn’t fair to either guy.

Ewww what was that blac lookin stuff?? Yeah stupid this is what happens when you don’t have backup you end up trapped in the Upside Down with nobody knowing that anything is wrong.

Erica’s food is swimming in syrup somebody take away the buttersworth please. That was real believable Lucas.

This poor lady loves this cat. Justice for Mews!

Dart just got the shit knocked out of him.

He’s a nice guy not creepy at all the kind of trucker you want to find if you’re in trouble. Becky your niece is home.

Why doesn’t Jonathan remind Nancy of the potential downside? Steve told her as soon as she suggested telling Barbs parents. Jonathan is just following along not giving a damn about his mom or little brother.

They’re 13 year old children what do you think they’re gonna do? Lucas likes Max enough to break Rule of Law knowing that he could be banished from The Party that’s crazy considering he’s known her for less than a week.

Bob is so goofy you brought a sick kid brain teasers?Bob the Brain to the rescue.

Where did the bones come from? What else fell in here? Or got drug below

The Party knows better than to leave without their walkies poor Dustin gotta battle alone because Lucas is breaking code of law and Mike and Will never thought to turn it on because of whatever reason while Dustin and Lucas are still supposed to be looking for Dart.

Erica gets on my damn nerves stay out that boys room ain’t a damn thing in there for you this is why I can’t have a little sister the irritation it’s like a rash but this never would’ve happened if Lucas would’ve brought his walkie.

El is really good at avoiding questions she doesn’t want to answer. Becky faulty wiring doesn’t lead you like that. I wonder if Terry could always do that or if the experiment unlocked a part of her brain.

I wonder if Bob uses a pocket protector. You can’t rush cartography Joyce Bob doesn’t know it’s urgent plus for accuracy sake you should be a little more patient. Let’s go Bob you gotta move fast with this crew.

She’s been on the phone for over two hours?! Their phone bill is sky high. Ted feels useless like damn Ted Mr Clarke is more useful. Nancy isn’t even kind of at Ally’s y’all don’t verify this info? Why Steve? She should be apologizing not you she played with your heart not the other way around.

That was a well executed multi pronged sneak attack and what d’you mean wait that’s not how this works.

Pause Max ask yourself what part of this story made Lucas personally sound impressive? It shouldn’t take slapping your hand over someone’s mouth to get them to believe you. Prove it how Max? The Demogorgon is dead The Party thinks El is too and bringing you to the lab means that he could legitimately come up missing so how exactly is he supposed to prove it? Either you believe or you don’t.

They told him about everything except the fact that they all everybody who was involved signed confidentiality agreements basically saying that they agreed that the lab as well as the DOE had nothing to do with what happened last year that man knows who he said that to. When did he say my name is dr so and so and I work for the DOE there are thousands of ways around this. Except he didn’t admit culpability he literally says the men responsible are gone I inherited the mistake. All of what Nancy? Did all of what? You didn’t care at all until it was Barb that was missing and that was guilt this is guilt and you’d end up in jail playin with these people for real. Still doesn’t work on paper Barb is missing she ran away and no one will ever find her body to even say she died.

Becky you could’ve just folded that in half. Lol stop talking I appreciate the bluntness. Terry’s story is sad as hell she just wanted her daughter back.

Joyce and Bob the Brain to the rescue!!

I can’t tell if it that was a seizure or or crippling pain or both.

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Those people…They’re not wired like me and you,okay?They don’t spend their lives trying to get a look at what’s behind the curtain.They like the curtain.It provides them stability,comfort, definition.This…this would open the curtain,and open the curtain behind that curtain,okay?So the minute someone with an ounce of authority calls bullshit,everyone will nod their heads and say,“See?Ha!I knew it! It was bullshit."That is,if you even get their attention at all.

Chapter Five: Dig Dug

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Finally someone told Ted he was useless.

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Chapter Four: Will the Wise

Joyce flyin into this parking is funny to me she’s on red alert right now.

I would’ve slapped Will. If I keep shaking you like she is and you won’t wake up get ready for the big face open palm slap. The Will gettin infected scene makes me super uncomfortable.

Bruh they got two dining room tables Joyce is doing her thing with the decorating. There you go Joyce connect the dots. You can’t help but feel bad for Will mans was violated by a gigantic shadow creature.

Yup he’s pissed. Pause, Hop when did El lie? Picking a fight with a child is a bad idea picking a fight with a child who can throw you across the room with her mind is a way worse idea. She asked that lady for directions so duh they saw her but seriously why did she call the police? She put herself in danger Hop nobody wants you they’d only come for you if you get in the way. Timeout you promised her she could leave and then got mad when she left? But she doesn’t want your safety Hop she wants her freedom. Oh yes you do Hop you tell massive lies you just haven’t been caught yet. She followed your rules for 325 days straight that ain’t bad record. I understand that she broke a rule but to take anything from someone who already has so little is fucked up and who takes away Eggos they’re waffles not cookies. You are picking a fight that you can’t win Hop. Why not just take the antenna off why rip out the power cable? That was fucked up that was a low blow if I ever saw one how can you claim to care for her but then tell her you’ll send her back to the lab? She’s 13 Hop how grown do you expect her to be? You need to learn how proper conflict resolution. All Hop had to do was talk to her calmly he had hours to calm down this shit could’ve been avoided. But noooo he had to come in hot and now she busted every window in the main area of the house and knocked over the bookshelf in front of his bedroom door.

He was in a dumpster what do you expect?

I’d feel like something was horribly wrong if I was scared to take a bath.

Just apologize Hop you fucked up she fucked up be the adult and lead the way. You ripped the power cord out you can’t fix that you now have to buy a new tv because you lost your temper on a 13 year old girl.

Joyce is wearin Flo out this morning they all need walkies so they can talk to each other because Joyce is probably losing her mind because Hop doesn’t have a phone.

Not the biggest Billy fan but he’s not wrong plant your feet. Further proof that this asshole is not and was never Steve’s friend I want Billy to fuck ol dudes girl just because he’s so fucking irritating.

Her and Jonathan are putting their families at risk even though they both signed confidentiality agreements basically saying that everything they know never happened they’d both be buried if this was real all she needs to do is cry, admit her guilt to herself, and stop having dinner with Barbs parents. Oh don’t try to run now you were stupid the government could literally ship them away never to be heard from again.

Mans is chillin literally without a shirt with every window and door open in November Indiana.

Cmon Dustin Cmon Lucas y’all know there are certain things she can’t know without putting her life at risk y’all legit almost died last year do y’all want that on you conscience if she dies because y’all brought her into it?

It really was a mistake the gate itself wasn’t supposed to be opened El did it on accident and this man is not personally responsible for Barb’s death so what exactly is Nancy looking for? Oh yeah to make herself feel better by blaming other people for the outcome her selfish ass actions drove. Foreshadowing. Heavy Russian foreshadowing. Nah they still don’t fully grasp it at all doc they wanna tell on you and get you thrown in jail for something you didn’t do and get a new group to do what you’re doing monitoring The Upside Down.

Hop since you enjoy acting like El’s father do you plan on telling anyone where you’re goin to help make sure that you make it home safely? No? ok. Super responsible parenting from the prideful man baby.

I ain’t mad at Max I’d feel the same way but she also knows that Mike don’t want her in The Party or even to be her friend so I’m not 100% sure why she’s upset. What the fuck is that supposed to mean Billy?? Why can’t she hang out with Lucas?

I googled it to see what the actor thought about his character mans basically said he’s threatened at the thought of other men entering his circle and Max unfortunately for Lucas is in that circle it’s a damn shame his dad damaged him so much that he can’t have a regular relationship with a single guy unless he knows they’re BETA.

But didn’t Hop just tell us last night that he doesn’t lie he does a bunch of other crap that’s a big ass lie to tell a little girl that her mother is dead when you know she isn’t and you have a box full of paperwork on her hidden in your cellar.

Joyce, Joyce, Joyce you can’t block Party members out they love Will too and look out for him just like you do.

For a place as big on security as they are they were stupid for not searching them both before letting them into the building or at least before letting them leave.

This is nothing more than a way for her to feel less guilty it doesn’t matter what happened in that lab Barb would’ve been safe at home if it wasn’t for Nancy

I wouldn’t have picked that up it looks disgusting. Well that’s terrifying poor Mews.

I’m still disappointed in Hop this is irresponsible af. Bruh call for backup tell the scientists what you found anything is better than dropping into the Upside Down with only your revolver as a weapon which you know is useless against anything down there guns didn’t stop the Demogorgon El did.

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It came for me, and… and I tried. I tried to make it go away. But it got me, mom. I felt it everywhere. Everywhere. I still feel it.

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Chapter Three: The Pollywog

Dustin why are you scolding the thing you picked up out of the trash? It’s a wild animal of course it didn’t listen. It didn’t have hands when Will gave birth to it. Dustin you didn’t hear that loud ass screech?

Ohhhh that’s how they found each other I couldn’t figure out how they actually ended up living together I wonder if I was right about the guy she smacked in the face with a flaming log and robbed.

Hop she was a woman of few words before you disappointed her you just made it worse and now you’re bribing her with Eggos like she’s a stray puppy. Hop... she is a prisoner you don’t let her leave the house she isn’t even allowed to open the blinds the only person she’s allowed to talk to is you she hasn’t been able to feel the ground underneath her feet or the wind in her hair in 326 days she is a prisoner. Man even prisoners in solitary get an hr in the yard. She is a pissed off kid who can move shit with her mind I’m really not surprised but I am surprised it took this long for her to blow. In all honesty it’ll never not be dangerous if anybody ever finds out what she can do and tells the wrong people they’ll treat her like a lab rat and he knows that. He’s lying by saying soon and he’s lying by leading her to believe that she won’t be in danger anymore. She’s been incredibly patient and because he has his cake and ice cream he’s not listening.

Did he just steal books? How is he supposed to go back to that library later? There’s only one in town and she holds a grudge.

Will... these ain’t nightmares Squirt this is really real.

Bruh this is the lie that the Feds came up with? That was the best they could do? A body that was way too decomposed for a kid whose only been dead for what 4-5 days at the time?? Who is supposed to believe this?

It would probably help a lot in terms of him not feeling like a freak if people would stop staring at him.

Times like these make you grateful you’re one of your teachers favorite students. All Dart has to do is screech and his entire cover is blown.

I wonder if she had ever heard music before. 🤣🤣🤣 El using a broom for the first time. Who told Hop that she likes Eggos he dropped some off in that stash box too but who told him she likes them? This montage is cute.

HOPS RULES:

Rule 1 always keep the curtains drawn.

Rule 2 only open the door if you hear the secret knock. (The secret knock is cute it’s US in Morse Code)

Rule 3 Never go out alone especially in the daylight. (But she can’t go trick or treating at night with a head to toe costume on either)

And you wonder why she feels like a prisoner after 326 days of these incredibly strict rules?

Well El is on the loose.

I feel like Billy is coming at Steve so hard because he thinks Steve is an alpha male or competition for girls or some shit so his trying to establish dominance which is bullshit the two of them probably would’ve made good friends if the circumstances were different Tommy is a follower that Steve dropped and Billy picked up there’s no telling what Tommy told him about Steve that ain’t true dudes can be cattier than girls. Drunk mouths speak sober thoughts Nancy set this man free you don’t love him let somebody else try dated him for damn near a whole extra year for no reason. Were you scared to be single?

Cute is not the word I would use he looks like a loogie.

The fire in Joyce’s eyes over hearing that her son was being mistreated made me nervous for those boys. Bob is all about Joyce and I dig it Boyce is adorable.

Nothing is impossible doc. One would think he would get it after being assigned this job to clean up and monitor I mean how many people believe that a gate to another dimension would be open in Hawkins

I wonder why Nancy doesn’t believe that the people from the original experiment are gone. I mean she’d know better if they’d stayed with the kids she would’ve seen it for herself.

Hop lying to El and telling her that her mom is dead is a MAJOR violation of trust hey wait does this count as kidnapping because she has family she has her mom and her aunt but Hop didn’t take her home or even give her aunt the opportunity to try to take care of her. Damn she moves fast.

It’s trippy the camera fell into the Upside Down with Will but it had the half in half out view like Will described his True Sight. I can’t get over the size of The MindFlayer it’s fucking massive shits crazy it really must sense Will if it only pops up when Will is there.

If I was Mr. Clarke I’d be worried just because of the screaming.

It’s kinda off putting how aggressive he is with that ‘she’s not my sister’ crap.

He gave birth to Dart last year Dustin

Why Max? Why? There are just something’s that you aren’t a part of right now.

Nancy and Jonathan really thought that the confidentiality agreement she signed was a joke. To even entertain her is dangerous because like Steve said they could go to jail their parents could lose everything

Why the hell did she call the cops?

Bruh if she would’ve said Mikes name right then it would’ve been an awesome moment

Karate kicking doors is a bad idea pretty much every time

It’s funny Mike and Lucas swapped roles this season El jealousy with your powers is so not fair. Nah Max that sounds familiar. Again damn she’s fast.

Bruh the ladies in the office are low key rude wouldn’t you be tracking your kids movements if he disappeared for a week and you thought he died had a funeral for him and everything you’d wanna make sure he was safe?

RUN WILL!!!!

Anybody else peep the EVIL scratched into the wall of the stall? Really Dustin?!

Will baby this isn’t a nightmare keep running.

This is uncomfortable I no like.

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Chapter Three: The Pollywog I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel.

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Chapter Two: Trick or Treat Freak

I also call this chapter How the Hell Did El Survive?

El crying tugs at my heartstrings man her life has sucked and now she’s in the woods shivering cold and alone.

Hops paranoia sucks El has one day of the year that she could safely go outside and that’s Halloween but he still won’t let her go. You can’t keep her in a bubble Hop she’ll resent you for it she needs room to grow man.

Jonathan ain’t learned shit from last year check on your brother sometimes. Deep breaths Joyce let him pee in peace. Jonathan probably should’ve told Joyce how Will was feeling he’s closing himself off trying to feel normal.

Nobody wants to be Winston so either Mike is Winston or we have two Venkmans it is what it is and how in the hell are y’all the only kids in the entire school who didn’t know that the rest of the school was saving their costumes until later?

‘Who you gonna call The Nerds!’ 🤣 this shouldn’t be as funny as it was.

I wonder if people blaming Wills True Sight on PTSD is because they don’t know enough about it yet or because they aren’t listening.

I wonder what kind of cigarettes Hop smokes because Joyce smokes too so this has to be a completely different brand or at least type.

The gate has grown so much even with all the burning it still got massive.

He knows that Will knows what’s currently happening in the Upside Down he just doesn’t know how but why he’s choosing to hide it from the people that it could potentially effect I don’t know in all honesty if I were to blame him for anything it would be leaving them vulnerable.

Nah Steve she ain’t alright she has a damn near crippling level of guilt. I’m fairly certain that Nancy was Barbara’s only friend that’s why nobody cares they didn’t really know her well enough to care. Steve wasn’t really listening to Nancy’s plight she carries the weight of what happened to Nancy and she can’t get out from under it until she confesses it to herself she needs to admit it ’I got Barb killed, I should’ve let her stay at home, I should’ve gone home with her, I never should’ve left her alone.’ that guilt eating away at her that’s what’s making her want to tell Barb’s parents, a night of fun won’t make that go away because she can’t even admit it to herself.

Bullies huh? Nice save boys. 🤣 Presumptuous is not a good thing Dustin.

She’s found the romance genre she’s ready for her own love story to take off with all the movies she’s probably seen.

How long had she been on her own in the woods? That looks like a month of new growth on her head poor kid. I wonder if he died from getting hit in the face with a flaming log.

Six different farms crops killed 5 of them died in the same night.

Why are Max and Billy blaming each other for having to move to Indiana? It’s not like either of them made the recommendation or asked to move their parents decided they should be banded together not divided like this. Is Billy off beat with his steering wheel smacking? Yes, yes he is. Attempted vehicular manslaughter is not a good example to lead by Billy not cool at all.

This rot is disgusting and Barney Fife in the background is an idiot you don’t touch that with your bare hands when you don’t know what it is or what causes it.

Quick question does the T and W stand for Tight and Wide?

I see exactly what Joyce sees in Bob He’s nothing like Lonnie and he looks at her like she hung the stars in the sky. I wonder why Jonathan doesn’t.

Poor Egon the kid just wants to feel like last year never happened.

I never understood keg stands who thought that up?Oh look there’s Steve’s old friend the one whose girlfriend was staring at Billy’s ass on his first day.

How big is that tv, the thing is tiny. Poor Bob and Joyce you can tell she’d jump at the chance if she could I wonder if moving would disrupt Will’s True Sight.

Nobody likes nougat Dustin 3 musketeers bars are gross. Poor Lucas his voice shot up so high I think that was more high pitched than I can do. I feel like Max is a constant reminder to Mike that El is gone as the new girl hanging around I feel like his friends should’ve tried talking to him he’s drowning.

Yes Hop you did forget about El your halfway happy compromise turned into a only you’re happy situation while she stuck in that cabin yet again.

I wonder if that guy El knocked out went down to the station to tell them what happened and that’s how Hop found out that she was still out there.

Mike’s brooding is starting to wear thin and we’re only on our second episode.

I never understood older kids picking on younger ones it’s low hanging fruit.

Poor Will is maybe 5 foot at this point and this massive monster is big enough that dwarfs every building in Hawkins and it’s chasing down this child he forgot to be quiet when he drops into The Upside Down always be quiet and never stop running.

Who the fuck is ‘we’ Nancy? Steve didn’t even invite that girl to his house you asked her to be a 5th wheel then you sent her home Steve did nothing but exactly what Barb told you he wanted to do there is no ‘we’ here. Just admit to yourself that you messed up, and let it go. She should’ve never told that boy that she loved him if it wasn’t how she actually felt shit is cruel.

Will’s bowl cut makes me so sad it’s awful and people are still giving their kids this haircut.

That’s right El lock him outside! made her skip out on trick or treating to sit at home and stare at tv so much for compromise. Man if El could survive being out in the elements in December in a dress, tube socks and Chucks then you can survive a night on the porch crybaby. Not gonna work you should’ve brought yo ass home on time. This man thinks he’s crazy when she doesn’t say his name again you can tell he thinks he’s imagining it. Keeping these kids apart is causing them both a lot of unnecessary pain

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Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak

It’s day 353. I had a bad day today. I don’t know, I guess I wish you were here.

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Chapter One: MADMAX

Kali’s power is badass when I’m on the show I wanna be Seven and I want my power to be technopathy.

$5 to mow the yard? Their yards are massive he got robbed.

Damn Mike we’re starting off the season with theft?

I looked it up and apparently this game costs .50¢ and Dustin is complaining about it being overpriced dude DDR costs $5

This dude weirds me out. Even if Mike was capable of prostituting his sister who says she would actually enjoy his creepy ass company? Dude would spend his cash on somebody who wouldn’t date you by choice. Actually acne is completely contagious.

It’s October so that means Will has been having True Sight flashes for 10 months while people keep telling him it’s PTSD that’s 10 months of misdiagnosis I don’t think anybody was actually listening to him. Hell nah he ain’t ok he’s scared but he’s tryna hide it.

I appreciate the way the show makes you feel like you’re really in 1984.

How do you assume that a kid is Russian because she has shaved head? Who was talkin to Murray anyway? Is Hop allergic to health? I’ve never actually seen him eat anything healthy he spit out an apple what was wrong with the apple Hop?

He really should’ve asked Nancy for help way before now this is essay awful. What’s up the asshole characters getting amazing cars? First Lonnie with his 1972 Oldsmobile 442 now Billy with the Chevro­let Ca­maro Z28 1979 it’s hard to hate people with awesome cars it’s like a warning signal in this show.

Here comes Billy killin the ladies in his Canadian Tuxedo. Why do they call it that? Tommy H’s girlfriend was staring HARD at Billy’s ass I wonder if their still together.

I’m happy to see Joyce with somebody go Bob I do ship Boyce something serious.

Nah basically Eugene started Pick Your Pumpkin you saw how well it was working for him so you stole his idea he came to you to asked you to stop and you refused so now you think he poisoned your pumpkins in retaliation.

Mike is being pouty I know why but damn. I wonder if anybody tried to talk to him dude is full on grieving and he doesn’t seem to have anybody to talk to about it not even Nancy seems to be listening to him. Digging around in the trash for something she threw away is pretty damn creepy guys not a good look.

Their desire to keep their secrets and continue their experiments fucked Will over big time they know the storm is currently happening but they’re tryna convince Will that he has PTSD instead of leveling with him and Joyce. you’re not as bad but you sure aren’t innocent when you start leaving people defenseless to help themselves.

Lol Dustin and his purring. Dag gone shame they both have a crush on the same girl.

I always hated the jump off a cliff thing parents do you can’t compare bathroom graffiti to jumping off a cliff.

Damn Shame they’re blaming Hop and he couldn’t tell exactly tell them that their daughter got drug into another dimension where she was killed by a 9 foot tall monster with a steamed cabbage for a head. I can feel the guilt rollin off of Nancy in waves. Barb was their pride and joy man I can’t lie I’d feel awful too Nance.

Mike’s parents really don’t understand what he’s going through. man thinks his first girlfriend died saving him and his friends and to make it worse he can’t even talk about it because who is he supposed to tell that he thinks his first ever girlfriend died? That sucks man all he wants is to know that she’s ok. Oh the disappointment in his face when he realized it wasn’t what he thought he heard. 😭😭😭

How long do Demo-dogs stay babies? I mean Will gave birth 10 months ago and it’s still tiny.

RIP Kenny Rogers

I’d probably get rid of my phone if I reacted like Joyce every time it rang.

I’m fairly certain that you shouldn’t have your back turned to an instrument panel that you’re supposed to be monitoring.

That was terrifying looking it’s humongous it’s like it knows whenever Will pops into The Upside Down.

And now we know that El is alive and with The Traitor.