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shout out to the Jehovah's Witness that very earnestly told me I "move like a man beset on all sides by demons" today

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i am a luxury few can tolerate

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The first line in this news story is so dramatic

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accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

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*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

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5′4″ anger bean Tasmanian Devil– she’ll enjoy her cake while roasting you tbh.

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What’s your birth stone? I’m counterfeit money

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This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read 

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i’ve moved on from wanting a yurt to wanting fireworks.

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the more i think about it the more i really want a yurt

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Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

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i also still don’t really know what a yurt is. it’s like a permanent tent? with one room and no electricity. supposedly luxury. just build a damn house??

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haven’t done anything stupid yet today but i’m sure i’ll think of something