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anton fact: his character was hugely inspired by the eightyloid characterization of mr. kevin synthv
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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I’m terrible at chess.
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after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened
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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
#the transfem one is valya#she grew out her hair and got girl clothes and stuff over the summer so when she went back to school that was literally how all of her old#friends perceived what had happened LOL#valya
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why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse���
#lidya#they make those songs just for her. thats what the inside of her brain is like#oh and all the terror ofc
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i wrote a fic about my pafl ocs!! come check it out :33 theres a canon tgirl character!
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when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it
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If your oc was a canon character what bad takes/gross mischaracterizations would the fandom come up with for them
#i have a google doc about this but the big ones are:#- zoya gets infantilized due to being autistic#- the lebedeva parents [and sometimes maya] get misinterpreted as actually abusive because ppl take lenas chronic overthinking as truth#- vitya is commonly hced as aroace and people get mad when u ship her with people [SHES NOT AROACE IM NOT WRITING HER AS AROACE I DONT MIND#HER BEING HEADCANONED AS AROACE BUT THAT IS VERY MUCH NOT CANON AND MY IMAGINARY FANDOM SHOULD NOT BE DOXXING PEOPLE OVER IT]#- general dumbing down of the guard worsties personalities and making them 1 dimensional
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dyusa... maya... anton... kirill... zoya..
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i love these three
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EVERY OC LIST GOT THA:
-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times -obsessed with blood -weird lesbian -5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone -the mascot -the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time
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fun character exercise; which of your OC’s would chug a bottle of liquor rather than give it to airport security
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if you ignore the fnaf fansong context then youre coming with us by monochromenace is a pretty good song for ivettas relationship to natalia
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fun fact: i plan to make a visual novel about dyusa this summer
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13 and 14 for maya ?? for the ask game :3
13. what languages do they speak? how fluently?
maya speaks fluent english and russian, of course! and she learned latin when she was 15. she likes to make up latin/"scientific" names for different stuff she sees at the institute, like plants from the zone or whatever.
14. are they any good with numbers?
not as good as she wants to be, but better than most.
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