I was meant to have a date with a girl tomorrow but I fell asleep with her message on delivered and so she unmatched with me.
Time to go crawling back to the Twitter fetish community for pussy 馃槫
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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater
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taylor saying she'd go back to the 1830s but 'without all the racists' after she made an entire album about how much she loved one and excused/enabled his behavior
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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Postcards From Night City
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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Characters being put in situations is fun until you are characters.
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"Surely Californians aren't that weird about Yoga."
One time my mom quit on the first day of a yoga class because the instructor told everyone to "connect your essence to the native American ghosts"
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Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
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this is the funniest thing I鈥檝e seen in any review ever
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YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
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