#this is a joke

[enchantingtables]

You guys have no idea how much I HATE desert duo

Bring back the waffle duo hype I am BEGGING YOU PLEASEE

[charlottan]

i need to try meth adderall isnt enough. i could read so damn many books

[ineffable-ezra]

SCRATCH EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HOW I WANT AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY'S REUNION TO GO. THIS IS WHAT I WANT:

Aziraphale: The Metatron was talking shit about you

Crowley: [gasp] that BITCH!

Aziraphale: I know right? Like, ew, I don't even know her

[revvethasmythh]

oh so it's unhealthy and bad to keep my darkest fears and most volatile emotions to myself except for this rock i talk to sometimes. and yet, when i, orym of the air ashari, express one of those negative emotions at liliana temult and my friends--

[lauratheghost]

Vessel's couch (probably)

[nexttoflowers]

Leaked confrontation between Riz and kettlechip cuntface

[badseedz]

Shimmer Creekdory Fan-Child 🌊🫧

[supakixbabe]

People: Cut your hair. Do it! It’s just hair. It’ll grow back.

Hey, Matthew. Nicholas. They are NOT talking to you, Sirs. Keep wearing your man buns and going about your business. K. Love you. Bye!

[iconicvictorydance]

Why didn't they refer Desmond to the asylum next door??? Are they stupid???

[wildissylupus]

@shallitickleyournerdbutton

What everyone wants the Mirrorwatch Soldier 76's, the complete opposite version of himself, skin to be;

Talon Soldier 76 by 옵갱  (overgank)

What Jack Morrison's Mirrorwatch skin really is;

Side note; The Venom skin for Soldier also makes for a good Mirrorwatch/Talon skin, but that's probably my bias from my Venice Tragedy AU

[just-being-all-by-myself]

Sometimes a part of me is just like: Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything..!!

Then the other part goes: Fuck life, I just want to murder everyone and laugh while I bathe in their blood.. Hahahaha

Then yet other part is like: I shall take over the world, people will know how dangerous I am. I will kill everyone..

Then the other part goes: why do we even exist? It will all end someday, there is no use in trying to achieve anything..

Then suddenly I am snapped out of this conversation in my head by my friends and they are like:..

...

You look a little pale.. Have you eaten or slept today?

[milkovich-cigarettes]

late in the night and hating gallavich. not in a homophobic way. just in a "god damn this happy couple makes me feel bad about my own love life time to ruin them" way.

[sincenewyorks]

if i had a nickel for every time i wished a certain british man and his latino co star to have an affair, id have two nickels

[starsky707]

I wish...

(This isn't real!)

[girlblog404]

how am i supposed to listen to hardcore rap and lana del rey?

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!