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they’re dicks

Why do girls like guys?

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i thought that was a dog treat and I thought to myself “oh bitch that dogs gonna die”

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so...Who won?

there he goes

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close enough

*boop*

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season 3 of stranger things

Taken with my iPhone.

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sorry for any grammer mistakes, i dont write stories

The year was 2016, the world has gone into chaos. Everyone had gone mad. It was a time where the memes are taking over. As the trump memes had become popular, he had won the election as nobody thought he would. He had driven the world to the ground, making allies with iraq who turned on the united states as they got more money and weapons from the united states. Trump had started a war with North Korea and every memer loves it. As they sat in their chairs for the whole day, only to get up and get food they made more and more memes. It was up to Stephen and Albert to save the world.

Stephen was only 12 years old and Albert was 17, both very much loved memes but they could not take it anymore, someone had to do something to make the memes almost obsolete.

John and Albert set out on an adventure, to kidnap the president make him stop all the wars and to ban memes for a few days. They new this would be a very risky plan because memes had just defeated “jesus” in monthly searches.

“You know, I really think this is a very dumb idea” said John

“It’s a very risky thing were about to do, but you know that trump isn't taking the right steps towards FREEDOM” Albert said in a very reassuring tone.

“You know  what, we are going to do this no matter what is going to happen Albert” John said.

John and Albert set out on their epic adventure, of trying to save the world. No mountain was too big, no valley was too deep for them.

“I really dont get why people voted for trump in the first place said” John.

“Well, I really think it’s all those members, who think they are so smart and good at everything, they probably thought they would make so many good and dank memes, but they were wrong. Since Trump got elected he has been ruining this country, taking away pieces away from freedom every day” Said Albert.

“Yeah, well i know that but I just think it’s so sad that people would vote for him just because they would make so many memes out of him” replied John in a sad tone.

“Let’s not dwell on the past, John” said Albert.’

Since Albert was old enough to drive his car he had taken his mom’s car and they were on the way to washington to kidnap the president out of his whitehouse, a very risky operation.

As they had spent many days in the car, making memes and eating doritos and drinking mountain dew. As they reached the white house John got a bit worried, he wanted to turn back but Albert told him no, they had come so far and they would succeed and they would kidnap that president and save the world.

Albert told John, After we sleep we are going to reach the white house and were gonna come up with an epic plan which we can tell our grandkids when we get old, John nodded to what Albert just told him.

The day had come, they were going to unleash the plan and kidnap Donald Trump.

First they would reach the white house, as John would be distracting the guards with the amazing memes that he had created during the car trip, Albert would climb over the fence surrounding the white house. When Albert had reached one of the pillars at the white house he would give John the signal so that he did not need to distract the guard anymore. After this he would find an air vent , climb up to it, remove the iron protectors and climb through the vents. This would take approximately 10 minutes to complete. He would then climb through the vents until he found the office where Donald Trump worked. After he found the office he worked in, John would climb over the fence, run as fast as he could, find the air vent and climb through it. John would then locate where Albert was using the gps tracker he put on Albert. They would then break in through the walls and silently knock out Donald Trump, throw him into the air vents, where John would be waiting for Albert to give the unconscious Donald Trump to John who would drag him through the vents and drop him into the white house gardens. As John found a spot where he and Donald would hide as he waited for Albert, he would remain as silent as he could. When Albert came out of the air vents they would both carry Donald Trump out as fast as they would, throw him over the fence and drive away as fast as they would.

“Rise and shine John” Albert said.

“Is it today?” John asked Albert.

Albert nodded and said “it is today”.

As Albert drove Him and John near the white house they would need to find parking as close to the white house as possible, they found a parking space about .5 miles away which they thought would be ok.

As they walked closer and closer to the white house Albert told John to get his phone out to get ready to show the security guards his dank memes.

They had now reached the white house John and Albert were very nervous but they took deep breaths before they started to start their masterplan.

John started to walk over to the guards to show them his memes. Albert got ready to jump over the fence. John unlocked his phone, walked over to the guards and started to distract them. The guards told John to back off and not to bother them. He did so but the guards looked at the white house and saw Albert who was running across the lawn, they acted quickly and shot Albert, he died instantly. They used common sense and shot John too in suspicion of him working with Albert to harm the president.

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memes are better than jesus

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I dont

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what is the guy in the background doing

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