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There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

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the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

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Ice takes up more space than water because when cold, each molecule must wear a thick coat.

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This is the only vibe ✨

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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Rouxls Kaard setting up his puzzles:

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tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

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Wait this is funny

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OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

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RIP to one of the stupidest publicity stunts of the modern era

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one of the pages for a class project- i asked a few people what they loved about being trans. this was my fav 

“god made me transsexual the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity may delight in the act of creation”

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- @jistring

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oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark