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I am Jess. Lord of the campaign. Bringer of the worst of the worst. Fear me for I was expecting you to believe me.

I'm sure this says something about me as a person but idk exactly what

New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

@abscshshhd @aneptunicperson @breadinhaler3 @bonsai-is-a-bottle-of-oj @boughtmender @dykeden @eatin-bread-n-cryin @earth2enpysea @feathereye12 @fluffyyyfrog9000 @faerieofthenight @geooo0oo @happylittleduckboy @hansel-the-idiot @juan1dupree23 @kakashiwearingthegetaboshihat875 @mentally-tori-261 @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @shortmomma1993 @themuseinthewoods @unnamed-enby @zithergilt

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

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im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

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every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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I just remembered that im allowed to just go out and buy treats whenever I want. thats crazy I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before.

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We all have to suffer bc this guy drops his phone into buckets of water for fun

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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me when im in a situation

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Cheer up, it's Out of Touch Thursday!!!!

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sure whatever i don't need to sleep

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mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU

me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling

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As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.