#eye bleach

[wiley-treehouse-gardens]

[whiskykitteeeeee]

Crinkly snacks summon cats.

Catch me crinklin all the bags, here kitty kitties, pspsps

[thatspecificanomaly]

Meet George, my guinea pig.

He is a Potato.

[pastelpinkillustrator]

Beacha-Palooza 2022 went great! Peridot was the headlining act 💚💙 (ft. Assistant Lapis a la Will Smith red carpet meme)

[pastelearthling64]

i t s p u p p y

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

https://youtu.be/a7nWTONu8S4?si=aCtqd5v8oWlORhzL

Fun little conversation I had where I threw a link at my friend :DD (said friend being @cant-think-to-save-my-life )

(I'm Grape Sonic Father Yeastest and friend is Great Ainsley Dearest)

Everything beyond this leads to a cursed conclusion we came to. I recommend you look away. Scared for life over here.

Now, to explain how we got to the cursed conclusion, let's go over a play by play of the rest of the conversation (pls watch the video first, there is a few references to it in the conversation)

So after the first part, the conversation turns to me mentioning I find Niklous Hendriks to be a hot mfer. How my two types of fictional me at 1) Bumbling Idiot with a good heart and 2) a WALKING Red Flag

Friend responds with A Red Flag??? He's 50

I had no choice but to retort with a statement my beloved cousin had told me, 'Dating is also a form of Self Harm'

Friend: Can gay people stop causing their own problems?? /hj /lh

Me: fr 💀

I proceed to state that, in my own opinion, the first pose has 'Whore Behavior' all over it and that I was fully here for it (like hawt damn he's so fine)

Friend said fair, then states that if Niky wasn't doing what he's doing rn he'd probably be whoring out there

Enough to make Finn jealous

Then, in their own words, they had a 'Horrifying absolutely abysmal thought'

And then proceeded to say that there's a concerning and terrifying chance that, even in a different timeline, Finn and Niklous could have fucked.

I then expressed my absolute hatred for them, as well as my hatred that this could have absolutely could have happened.

I then elaborate upon what SPECIFICALLY those thoughts were.

Like that they would have done it multiple times and traded off on who was in which position, and that they most definitely tried kinky things.

That they probably met up several times over the course of Finn's research, because a repetitive and constant variable has always been something important in testing out a new hypothesis.

And they could have even met up after Finn's research concluded should they have been interested in doing it again.

That Finn probably has such exploits written in several books, and my friend dearly wishes for 'no one to ever come across Finn's books at this rate'

And thus our encounter ended with...

Pain. And only pain.

[kop-mischief]

For anyone who might need this today (Trust me. You need this today) 11min of pure joy.

[wiley-treehouse-gardens]

[toruandmidori]

Who DOESN'T.

[moomoomojo]

[marijuanabarbiee]

🐿👀

[cloverstellar]

anyone else in love with an cquackity who can and will go to the ends of the earth to have what’s his because he is not emotionless and he is indeed in love with a brunette british man

[ageregressionss]

EYE BWEACH >:3

(Description: MANY BABY GERMAN SHEPHERDSSS!!!)

-DA PET REGRESSOR OF DA ACCOUNT, OSCAR! 🦊

[midnitemoontrip]

He brought you coffee! During Fall the mushroom ghosts come out to share their favorite drinks with anyone lucky enough to find them.