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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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If this really matters, I’m sorry for my absence. Things have been going on (not bad things, thank god,) and I really haven’t found the time to post. I know that my following is small, but I feel bad leaving you all without an explanation. When I can find the time, (or if I can just schedule posts in advance,) I’ll try to give you all some content!

Love y’all (platonically),

-Roman

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Trivia with the Sanders Sides

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Has this been done?

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some of ya are so fucking evil and inconsiderate i saw some meme about not giving up your seat on the bus for a woman who’s pregnant “because no one told them to get cummed in” comments saying “she shoulda fucked a richer man” bitch this person has a whole life inside of them and it’s a risk for a pregnant woman to be standing especially with how reckless some bus drivers are dont reblog shit like that on my timeline i will unfollow you that shits not funny at all and its very telling of the type of person you are

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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?

Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.

Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?

Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-

Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.

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Someone reblogged my old moceit mafia au doodle and my hand suddenly slipped

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Favorite thing about orange side hcs are that there are so many we have to have pinned him down by now. Somewhere on the internet, there is a post that recounts exactly what he will be like only by the grace of Apollo himself. He’s not as sly as he thinks he is…

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Draw Virgil on the roof with Patton yelling at him to come down before he hurts himself but Remus encourages him to stay on the roof ‼️💥

(I’m exploding i LOVE ur art, I must eat)

Oh thank you <3

my requests weren’t open so this was a surprise but luckily enough I was going to open them so this works out

Hahaha hope this is enough to satiate you

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I feel we don't appreciate how pretty and cool virgil looks in svs

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Bad influence!!!

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these tags made me laugh

[ID: A simplistic multi-panel comic of the characters from Sanders Sides, told through screenshots of a Tumblr post.

Panel 1: Janus, dressed in a suit, sits at the prosecution desk from Selfishness vs. Selflessness. The screenshot, a post from @/crustaceousfaggot reads "Is lying ever ethically correct" Panel 2: Extremely simple renditions of Roman, Thomas, and Virgil in their courtroom attire sit on one side of a desk, while Patton, looking worried, sits on the other side. The screenshot is of Tumblr poll results, reading "Yes - 97.6% / No - 2.4%". Panel 3: Logan, sitting in a chair, squints at the scene from a distance. Panel 4: Logan sits in the back of audience seating, surrounded by chairs as well as text reading [chairs]. He speaks with a speech bubble with Tumblr tags in it, reading "#who voted no? immanuel kant isnt going to fuck you" Panel 5: Patton sits in a folding chair leaning forward to hold his head in his hands, in the pose of the Shinji chair meme.

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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Roman: I don’t WANNA do the thing!

Logan: I heard Janus say it’s because you CAN’T do the thing.

Roman: THEN I’M GONNA TRIPLE DO IT! HE’LL REGRET DOUBTING ME!

Logan: Your spite-driven ambition scares me—

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Obasanegiyuu is so freaking funny to me because I imagine it's just Sanemi and Obanai complaining about Giyuu to each other and the complaints slowly going from "he acts like he thinks he's better than everyone" to "why is he so dark and mysterious all the time" to "he's got these infuriatingly gorgeous eyes like-"

And then one day they just look at each other and go oh shit

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Bitches, I’m back. And with me, I brought…

KNY Hashira God AU!

Chapter 3: Brutal training, and big boulders

When Tanjiro agreed to train under Urokodaki, he was not expecting this.

Training to worship correctly was the easy part, but training to fight? Oh hell no. He’d be forced to do 100 pushups, but if one was faulty, he’d be doing 200 more.

The only reason he was hanging on was for his sister, still dead asleep.

So that’s how he ended up in this situation, one of Urokodaki’s swords in his hand, slashing at a training dummy. He was on his 50th, when he slashed wrong.

“Do 100 more,” Rang Urokodaki’s voice, clear and gruff. “And don’t stop.”

The red-haired boy could only let out a small hum of agreement, already focused on completing the task.

Days turned into weeks, into months, and then, a year had passed.

He’d been up and down mountains, through waterfalls, done so many new forms of exercise to the point he couldn’t breathe for a few minutes, and learned an entire breathing style, along with total concentration breathing, so of course he thought he was ready for the famously known to all aspiring shrine keepers, final selection.

So one day, after they finished training, he asked the fated question.

“Urokodaki-San, am I ready?” He inquired, ready for any answer. But instead of a yes of a no, he got an unclear answer.

“Meet me at sunrise, in the start of the woods.” He replied. And that was the end of that discussion, until the next morning.

Tanjiro had gotten up exactly at sunrise, gotten himself together, and went to the start of the woods, like he was asked to. He was met with Urokodaki already there, leading him to a clearing with a large boulder in the middle, a rope attached all around.

Urokodaki put a sword in his hand, and with a serious tone, he declared…

“I have nothing left to teach you. When you cut this boulder, you will be allowed to go into the final selection.” And then, he left.

Tanjiro wanted to say he was joking, but he clearly wasn’t.

Even after calling his name, the mentor didn’t return, and Tanjiro’s mind started to wrap around the point that he might never get to final selection. Cutting off heads of training dummies, and avoiding traps was one thing, but cutting a boulder in two?

Best just admit defeat, his sword was sure to snap. But he couldn’t. He was risking the safety of his sister, who hadn’t moved in ages, still a demon, and though they’d been taking care of her, still nothing happened.

So if doing this would bring him closer to the cure, closer to getting the Nezuko back he missed dearly, so be it.

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! That was the most prominent sound in the small clearing as Tanjiro’s sword kept hitting pure stone, and doing nothing, to his despair.

He tried for days, weeks even, slashing it with his sword, even headbutting it, but each day to no avail. He was about to lose all hope, when a snap of a twig alerted him. He looked around, but saw nobody, until-

“Look at yourself, that’s not manly at all. Get up, now.” The voice came from on top of the rock, and for a minute, he thought he was just dreaming.

Standing on said rock were two kitsune, each with their own masks. By the looks of it, the one who spoke was the taller one with a mask, a peach colored scar on one of the cheeks, introducing himself as Sabito, the other, shorter one had a blue and yellow flower on it, introducing herself as Makomo.

Usually, Tanjiro would have been in awe, I mean if there were two kitsune in front of you, it would be an impressive shock, yes? But something was off.

They weren’t here for a casual chat, were they?

“You’re training to fight and slay demons, to protect the gods and Mankind?” Sabito asked, almost intimidatingly.

Tanjiro had heard this speech multiple times, and though he was doing this to save his sister, this reason was also a fair one.

“Yes.” His reply was almost instant.

“Then why in the world are you sitting here, moping around? That’s not manly at all, much less a good idea.” His stern words left the clearing silent. “Now, try to cut that boulder again.”

“But I’ve been trying! It doesn’t work!” Tanjiro looked at Sabito like he had two heads, and was speaking a different language, after he told him to try again. Had he not seen Tanjiro try for ages now?

“If I cut mine, you can cut yours. But seeming as you can’t, fight me right here, right now.” He pulled out a wooden sword, and got into the same position as Tanjiro was.

“But..I’ll hurt you!” Tanjiro almost shouted. “I’m using metal, you’re using only a wood sword!”

“No, you won’t.” And that was the last thing Sabito said, before he launched himself at Tanjiro.

A/N: HHHHHOLY SHIT THIS IS LONG OVERDUE! As I like to say, my need for motivation is chronic, but this chapter is iconic. I really enjoy writing this, one of the big reasons was Sabito, (he’s one of my favorite characters lmao), and now y’all have a little badly written cliffhanger to eat up- Take care my guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

-Roman

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Virgil: You call it a near death experience...

Virgil: I call it a vibe check from God.

Logan: *Eye twitches*