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“I’ve always wanted John Cena’s Fursona as a friend”

-middle earth

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If I’m not white people sweating, I didn’t make it right

-Snapchat

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“I don’t wanna think about Pokémon in my ass”

- thanksgiving break

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“What do you mean men’s flannels aren’t made for women?”

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Bold words coming from someone who is into vore

-hyrule

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Sex with clothes on mackin

Fall camp

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“I put your dinosaur in my mouth. That was a mistake”

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“That’s very phallic but okay”

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“Maybe you’re just so gay you can’t scroll down far enough to see her luscious ankles”

-Treehouse

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“Why would you buy weed THE DAY BEFORE 4/20?!”

-overheard

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I’m not putting mozzarella on a pie Jacob!

-the Burrow

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I’ve eaten like 40 Reese’s peanut butter cups in the past like ten days.

-overheard

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That dick is almost as big as my depression

Hillside

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BUT WE ALWAYS VAPE ON TUESDAYS

Overheard

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I said CORN STARCH!

-overheard

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“I need to stab myself” “Oh right it’s Tuesday”

-treehouse

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Why are your feet on the wrong feet?

-Treehouse