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people who say "all things considered" are fucking liars. like bitch did you consider THIS [whips out original 2005 Nintendo DS preloaded with My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay]

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just set a new world record for tastiest banana eaten

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they're out there using adjectives and other descriptive language to describe the situation, etc.

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been hard at work on my Inventions. proud to share my first. hope you all enjoy

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life makes so much more sense when you realise

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the trick to making lunch is to procrastinate making lunch while making lunch by eating lunch

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they've only gone and fucking done it

bored of the colours that exist they gotta release some more as dlc

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bored of the colours that exist they gotta release some more as dlc

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something has clearly gone very wrong in the royal family's line of succession because this man was obviously born to be a court jester

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progress update: i think im being manœuvred guys. they're manœuvring me. she's manœuvring me

in 2025 i think i will do some manœuvring

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sometimes god gives you the will & the means to eat inordinate numbers of grapes & you must take this as your blessing & your duty

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hey take your pizza out the oven

hey remind me to take my pizza out the oven in ten minutes

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breathing is so easy it's like second nature to me

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overall i would give our society's number rating system a 5.5/10

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no it's me

back on my bullshit again. in the Bullshit Machine.

i wonder what they will make me do this time

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okay so (0) the poi(0)son dam(0)age has (0) stoppe(0)d but th(0)e statu(0)s effec(0)t is sti(0)ll here (0) what do(0)es this (0) mean

oh fuck (-1) i'm taki(-1)ng pois(-1)on dama(-1)ge for e(-1)very si(-1)x lette(-1)rs i typ(-1)e

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oh fuck (-1) i'm taki(-1)ng pois(-1)on dama(-1)ge for e(-1)very si(-1)x lette(-1)rs i typ(-1)e