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This brisket can FLY, BABEY!
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"Is it gay to cock vore your best friend" -Trevor
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"Ah yes, this is how we usually stand. On top of things, sitting."
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"Hmm....which of these sites will get me the BEST scat?"
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"If you greeble your cubes on Qwarp Day, theres a 50% chance of Fleebs."
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F.A.G.
Freakin'
Awesome
Gamers
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"Keep your hands off my fucking liver"
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""you can fist your penis inside of me"
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Me, downed two rockstars earlier today: hey uh. Do you guys wanna maybe. Go to the corner store.
My roommates: You Like Whipped Orange Rockstar Don't You Squidward
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"I forgot what polio is."
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"No, dude. I'm Thermal."
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Y'all ever autocanibalize before hitting the gym?
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"Its chicken tikka masala dude, dont FUCKING play."
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Right. I'm going to Google "full Nelson" now.
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"You think you're so funny, but I see the way your forehead BULGES when you're angry."
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Don't touch me, I'm hair tie.
-tashi, probably
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"Imma give that a HEeeey-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-uck"
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