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... wait that doesn't make sense. I don't even have a dick.

@everydayimslothin

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My life is like my dick. It weeps.

@everydayimslothin

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Ah hah! Hope you didn't like having teeth!

@blondcockerel

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Any characters that remind me of myself I both hate and want to bone.

@blondcockerel

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Hee hee hee, you said "pole" in a sexy context~

@blondcockerel

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If you put that on the blog please anonymize that

@everydayimslothin

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I'd helicopter my vagina but it doesn't work that way

Anonymous

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I was turned on before, but now I'm uncomfortably turned on

Anonymous

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"Why arn't periscopes used more? They're funny."

@lackaday

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Sunfish are... kind of shitty in every way.

@reynheardt

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Why are we trying to apply genetics to a universe where men have assbabies?! 'Cuz that shit ain't never gonna evolve.

@everydayimslothin

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Don't you hate it when the writers are casuals?

@lackaday

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You'll be happier as my skin suit.

Anonymous

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Nancy Drew, why are you Batman?

@lackaday

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I'm like a biiird, I wanna peck at other people's anuses

@everydayimslothin

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I'm all about being a petty bitch.

@ragrett

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On the other hand what the fuck is a Japenis

Anonymous