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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally
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CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️
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Lactose: e-excuse me...
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?
Lactose: but I...
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you're both...
Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space
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uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible
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current mood: that guard voiceline from dishonored 1 where he grumbles like "henghogh stupid god damnit.... nowhin sonhon....aaangaaaanghhhhg that's i-[clears throat]"
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I'm making a collection of censored dirty talk that takes me more than 3 seconds to read. "Pɐuʇıəs" took me what felt like a month. Also impossible for me to read that last slide in anything but the "I can haz cheezburger?" voice
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are any of your relatives criminals to your knowledge?
#Off the top of my head I can't think of anyone actually being prosecuted#However my nana at one point was claiming dole under 4 different names and dealt weed for yeaaaarrrs#One of my auntys and an earlier boyfriend used to deal magic mushrooms. Had em drying on newspaper on the rafters
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billie of the day
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Ceramic Snail Tea Set by TeraphimCeramics
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Percy Delf Smith, The Dance of Death (1914-1918)
This portfolio of 7 etchings features Death as a tangible image hovering ominously over the battlefield. The concept of dance of Death imagery began as a medieval allegory on the universality of death and the all-conquering and equalising power of death.
Percy Smith was a painter, calligrapher and book designer. He began to etch in 1913. He served as a gunner in the Royal Marine Artillery on the Somme during the First World War. He surreptitiously made drawings of his war experiences while at the Front and because of this was arrested twice as a spy. (x)
See at the IWM’s current exhibit Truth and Memory: British Art of the First World War
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Everyone in this city is fucking batshit insane
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