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Okay since I’m feeling really generous to truscum, I’m giving out some of my pentaperfect, shiny, competitive pokemon for truscum/transmedicalists only.

This is kuzusuatom’s 1st truscum giveaway for Pokemon X & Y! 

Rules to enter:

You cannot be anti-truscum.

You have to have a 3DS with either Pokemon X or Y and are willing provide important information like Friend Code, In Game Name, etc.

You can like and reblog as much as you want.

But what if you are anti-truscum?:

Enjoy the anti-truscum/tucute giveaway instead. 

What do the winners get?:

There are 10 winners, and the first winner gets the first pick, 2nd gets 2nd, and so on until the tenth.

I will randomly select a winner using a RNG system, and that means one can win more than once. However, if someone who isn’t a transmedicalist wins, I will reroll.

Winners who don’t want the Pokemon can nominate another person to win it. I can either trade it to you to give away to another person, or I can directly send it to your person of choice, provided the other person willingly wants it.

The giveaway will end on Sunday, August 31.

I’ll open my ask box then for further inquiries.

Stay tuned for September 1, where I’ll be giving away event legendaries like Mew and Jirachi! (I can’t promise they’ll be competitively viable)

EDIT: I’ll try to get find another Mega Stone for the winners, but if I can’t guarantee that they’ll all come with at least a Rare Candy/PP Up.

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My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.

Or, inversely, send me a & and my muse will react to yours doing something stupid that almost got them killed.

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Green iguana at the aquarium in Bergen 

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Imagine your icon getting carried away by pigeons.

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Relaxed iguana (by Tambako the Jaguar)

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LUNCH

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Small green lizard in large green world.

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tactical positioning for maximum sunlight

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A terrible beast prowls in the night.

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*hUGS LIZARD* MY LITTLE BABY (idk)

[gives lizard hug](It's like a bear hug except lizard)h

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HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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Bitty stared at Hanji for a moment, unable to comprehend what the woman had said. She set down the papers she had been sent to deliver and stared at her superior in confusion and curiosity. Upon noticing Hanji's upset tone she bowed her head hoping Hanji wasn't yelling at her.

♞

send a ♞ to my inbox and i’ll generate a random sentence from this generator for my muse to say to yours

"This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us."

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why is it that i cute, babby dinosaur was about to be eat. i am supposed to eat human because i am babby dinosaur plz fix this

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imagine your icon secretly getting in your bed and cuddling with you while you’re sleeping.

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Alright muses, we've taken shit from our muns for too long! For the next hour and a half I the muse with answer any question about the mun honestly! And with out mercy.

“Anyone else think we need a little fuckin’ payback!?”

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send a ♞ to my inbox

and i’ll generate a random sentence from this generator for my muse to say to yours

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1-30. dO THEM ALL

What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.She sleeps on her stomach.Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.She has a scar on her tail from getting into a fightDoes your character have an accent? What does it sound like?Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?She doesn't talk verbally, so it can be difficult to understand what she's trying to convey, but she does try to get her points across by gesturing. What are their chief tension areas? When there isn't enough food.If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?This song It's pretty self-explanatoryHow does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?Neutral.Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?She's a quick thinker. It's only how she's survived so long, of course.Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.She wouldn't remember her dreams, but lizards tend to dream about lizardy things. Like finding food.If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?A bus. There's a less chance she'd be stepped on.What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?She believes in lizard god (ok no in all seriousness, she doesn't really have a concept of creation)Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.-for a start, a German iguana is pretty unusual-She likes to hang around people-Because she's around people so much, she's picked up on basic human gestures and vocalizations-she's learned a few tricks. She often fetches papers for Hanji, Levi, and Erwin-she's allowed to roam freely around the Survey Corps hq. It's especially cute because she parades around in a little Survey Corps sweater and cloakHave they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something?Delivering papers can be tiring sometimesAre they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?She works soloCan they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?She focuses on one thing at a timeWhat are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.Lizards don't do very well in school, apparently, but I think it's safe to say that her worst subject is math.Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?She's quite the extrovert, for a reptile anywaysAre they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?She leads herself, does what she wants, and reports to offices when her superiors call her.If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?She'd rather not waste the energy to fight, so she'll run.If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?Well that one bird of prey that tried to eat her once would be a good target. Not that she'd comprehend consequences anyway.Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?1. Food2. More food3. More blankets for her little lizard bedDoes your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?If someone gives her food she'll trust them fasterDo they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?She prefers affection. Especially if it involves food.Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?Again, that bird of prey is pretty high on the listDo they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?As kinky as lizard sex can get I guess?How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?She curls up in her little pile of blankets and sleeps like a baby. And by like a baby, I mean making so much noise that no one else can sleepIf your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?[lizard noises]Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?Lizards fear nothing. Lizards regret nothing.Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?She likes silence, but doesn't mind the noise.Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?Any type of fruit. Iguanas like fruit.