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[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Trooper: I ALMOST UNLEASED MY SKIBBIDY RIZZ ALL OVER” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Killpack: That's gerbil to you mister” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User kuromi: walk a mile in these louboutins” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshots from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User quantum0: Call me the throat goat the way I choke at Texas Roadhouse

User osyris: yo fr someone wanna doordash me the texas roadhouse rolls rn

System Message: Aspen (Doomfist): Fall back!

System Message: SaucyPuds switched to Mercy (was Lifeweaver)

quantum0: Only if I get feet pics

osyris: sure

quantum0: Bitchin'” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Aspen: no im just some eslut

User TrashPuppi: mood

User Jellybuns: Valid, same

User Nico: fair

User SaucyPuds: aren't we all

User Saltydog6820: Lol

User Aspen: we all esluts here” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User DemonKingOda: the unholy things id do to moira

User gummyworm: oh

User akiloving: O_O

User Butteredtst: ...

User DemonKingOda: i mean good round” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User JIG: yall was ass

User Slayer: q me baby

System Message: You endorsed Slayer!

JIG: no cap

Slayer: nO cAp

Slayer: STFU” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Shortstack: thjis is all cecelias fault

System Message: User PPLICKER switched to Ana (was Lifeweaver).

Warsnakex1: tf is cecelias?

System Message: SaucyPuds switched to Tracer (was Junkrat)

Shortstack: idk man what is cecelias

Warsnakex1: :(

Shortstack: sounds like an std” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Glostghost: miku <3

User hatsunemiku: i have a praise kink” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User SaucyPuds: richly deserved, you're a terror

User Wriothesley: Xbox” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match and Team Chats, reading,

“User ShadowGokuX: have fun storming the castle!

User Sl1nk: anyone for running the tunnel on the left?

Sl1nk: instead of going down main?

User gummyworm: you think it'll work?

User Jorunna: shadowgoku my beloved

ShadowGokuX: it will take murloc miracle” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User ScamLikely: yall like beans????” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

Friendly lobbies are the most blessed cursed places in Overwatch

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User Nika: Lowkey ana is a granny but imagine that she nanoboosts your dick” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

I believe this was also the same night as the Ramattra post I submitted, custom lobbies are odd, but you know.

[mod note: I AM SO SORRY I never got the notification for your asks!! (and also have not existed online for 3 months. sorry for that too.)]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

“User TankGuy: i drink gallons of cum every night” /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Match Chat, reading,

"User MOOOUSH: did you know that Ramatra has a special spray if you get 34 kills with him? Look up Rule 34 Ramatra

User Flapjack: say less

User mrsbookyworm: say less" /end ID]

[overheard-overwatch]

A general chat talking about the real issues

[ID: Screenshot from Overwatch Group Chat, reading,

"User stroke: what do yall think about gravel?

System Message: Valentine19 joined the game.

User chaosride: too chewy

User Rabblerouser: whys it so expensive its just little rocks

Rabblerouser: ffs

User stroke: TRUE

chaosride: also why do we put it in on playgrounds that shit hurts

stroke: FR REMOVE THAT SHIT

System Message: Valentine19 left the game.

User janiegatagun: dont think ive ever seen a playground with gravel lol" /end ID]