overthinking-butalsohungry

[overthinking-butalsohungry]

So, Imma just slapp this here.

have you ever imagined breakfast with the hobarts?? like??

[TW: (censored) homophobic slur]

Payton- good morning.

Twins- morning f*gg*t

Payton- *long ass sigh* when in president, i’m going to up the police systems game just because of you two morons.

Keaton- Boys calm down or you’re all grounded.

Payton- the twins literally called me a slur!!!

Twins- you’re just dramatic

Georgina, bursting in and hugging Payton- DONT YOU WHORES TALK TO MY BABY THAT WAY-

Payton- Yep, that’s it, i’m done. i’m going back to the adoption centre.

Twins- HDKDBDKS YAY- *victory dance on log add table*

Georgina: *literal fucking sobbing* nOoO-

(this is from my crack book for them on wattpad)

[overthinking-butalsohungry]

this is the biggest fucking mood-

what’s with me and shipping ben platt with dead guys

[overthinking-butalsohungry]

this is everything.

Cherry: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Flick: I’m a knife.

C.J., from another room: He’s the little spoon!