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Hmm what about a hangster witches au where Jake and Bradley are both working under the same group, both strong in their own way but obviously have their weaknesses.

But what if their magic can be enhanced? Can be made to be stronger. There are old tales of magic feeding other magic, through rituals or offerings.

And they try. Some work, but not well. One particular one has a good boost to their powers, but the come down is so draining they're both out of commission for almost 3 days.

They do end up finding a good one, though: sex magic.

(That's it, that's the idea)

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Red, I'm blaming you entirely for the Dad!Cyclone golf fic bunny that just showed up on my doorstep and won't stop talking about itself to me. (so love this idea!!! Thanks for tagging me for it.)

Heyyy Lan 🤗

Hehehe.... I saw you were extremely inspired already.... :) <3

You couldn't not know. Not when it fits your dadclone-verse so perrrrrrrfectly. I was merely making sure it happens... *innocent face*

You got a working plot yet? 👀

(Was thinking it could be a tradition for all Simpson men to be able to handle a club as soon as they're stable on their two feet. And as Jake is officially a Simpson now, the initiation begins.... 👀)

In any case, twas my pleasure ❤️

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The Cyclone's Kids series:

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Brothers from Another Mother 🔥🥵

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Chapter one is up!!!

Titanic!Hangster

Is there a Titanic Hangster AU anywhere out there? 😭 I’m listening to Hymn to the Sea on repeat making myself sad thinking about it.

Poor little rich boy Jake, being married off to some abusive heir as soon as they dock. His parents seem to think a marriage to a man strong enough to keep a tight rein on their boy might “calm his wildness down” (break him), and secure their dwindling fortune.

Homeless, passionate freespirit Bradley heading back to America to reconcile and reconnect with his uncles after trekking across Europe (running away) when his amazing parents died, making money as he went both in the boxing ring and behind a piano. He yearns for a burning, all-encompassing love like his mom and dad had, however briefly they had it.

They meet when Jake breaks, wants it all to stop. Trembling hands loosen their grip on the railing, leans a little further over the churning water below him. The fresh bruises on his face, the tear tracks freezing in the frigid midnight air. The voices -his parents’ - in his head making him choke on his breath: just do better. Stop making him mad Jacob. It’ll get better once you’re married. Try harder. Don’t struggle so much. It’s your duty Jacob. All the gifts he buys you, be more grateful. Don’t talk back, you know he hates when you talk back. What did you do to make him so angry this time? Do better. Do better. Do better…

A strong hand grips his wrist, his waist, steady, so gently. The kindest, most sincere brown eyes he’s ever seen. A sad smile under an absurdly attractive mustache. “Please, sweetheart…take my hand. Everything will be okay. I’ll keep you safe. Just hold onto me.”

Days later:

“Honey listen to me, if something happens to me, or if we get separated, head to the Dagger Ranch in Virginia. Ask for Tom or Pete. They’ll take care of you. You’ll be safe there. You never have to go back to him ever again. Promise me, love.”

“…I promise.”

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I'm blaming @redfurrycat entirely for tagging me in this amazing post that I cannot get out of my head now. Many thanks to OP @overwhelmed-alien for such a brilliant idea that just begs to be written.

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I just saw a tall guy with a mustache wearing a red shirt with a rooster on it that just said “Cocky”

And I had impure thoughts right there in the cat food aisle at Walmart.

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I just realized in every TG:M AU that I imagine, when Jake and Bradley meet for the first time, Bradley immediately falls head over heels in Love with this angelic being -floaty cartoon hearts in his vision while Dream Weaver plays softly in the background, imagining children and a white picket fence and slow dancing in the rain,

and Jake is just like

“What’s up with that dopey hot guy?”

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Imagining Lt Jake “Hangman” Seresin being so bad at golf and putt putt that he’s more than once accidentally yeeted his club across the course.

The Daggers find every opportunity to go golfing/mini golfing just to collect video evidence of Jake “I’m awesome at everything” Seresin being truly terrible at something.

^ I saw a bunch of John Hamm in the golf gifs so now I’m thinking about Cyclone taking pity on Jake and trying to teach him the basics, and then just giving up after two days because “damn, son, I’m glad missiles have radar because you can’t hit the broad side of a barn.”

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Nobody told me that writing historical fiction/period pieces is just Googling synonyms of every third word.

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In honor of the news that Glen Powell is set to star in his own firefighter movie, I’m just going to subtly reblog this here little plottie plot blurb thingy inspired by Miles Teller’s firefighter move and wait for the elite firefighter Hangster/Dagger squad fics to finally start rolling in 😌🤣🔥

Just finished watching Only The Brave and I’m sitting here bawling my eyes out. It’s one of those movies that will stick with you for a long time. Especially since it’s based on a true story. Miles Teller was phenomenal (all of them were). If there is one trope that pulls my heartstrings more than any other it’s found family. My heart hurts 💔❤️‍🩹

Nobody write an 80+k length TG:M AU where Mav and Ice lead a bunch of roughneck hotshot firefighters comprised of Daggers and ‘86 boys, where Rooster is the broody prodigal son with a past and Jake is the daredevil “I did what needed to be done!” rival, and maybe the two get trapped away from the team and get lost in the wilderness and have to work together to find their way back and oh look is that a rattlesnake? oops yeah and it just bit me just leave me, I can’t leave you there’s a wildfire I’ll carry you!

Nobody write this. 👀‼️ Don’t write it. 👀🫣 Don’t do it. 👁️👁️ Don’t.

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I need Top Gun 3 to really expand on Hangman, like for instance, that his first air-to-air kill wasn't the best moment and its how he lost a wingman, how else do we Maverick-afy Hangman then by having him lose a wingman.

Top Gun 3 needs to be the near break down of Hangman and how he is 90% bravado covering up trauma that eventually boils over.

Mav sees so much of himself in Hangman and will stop at nothing to help him, that and Rooster sees how broken Hangman is and THEN we learn the history between Rooster and Hangman by Hangman having a heart-to-heart with Maverick.

TOM CRUISE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!!

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Yes please!

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TGM on social media after letting the cat outta the bag, bradley and jake are free to be, well, bradley and jake (pt. 1)

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Yall this Hangster!Titanic thing has got me obsessed. I keep making myself cry lmao

I’m even thinking about calling in sick tomorrow and just not going to work so I can write 🥲. I’ve already got over 17 pages of notes and scenes written out and half the chapters plotted out. Lack of free time is my only adversary, but it’s coming I promise!!!

🚢👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼🌊

Titanic!Hangster

Is there a Titanic Hangster AU anywhere out there? 😭 I’m listening to Hymn to the Sea on repeat making myself sad thinking about it.

Poor little rich boy Jake, being married off to some abusive heir as soon as they dock. His parents seem to think a marriage to a man strong enough to keep a tight rein on their boy might “calm his wildness down” (break him), and secure their dwindling fortune.

Homeless, passionate freespirit Bradley heading back to America to reconcile and reconnect with his uncles after trekking across Europe (running away) when his amazing parents died, making money as he went both in the boxing ring and behind a piano. He yearns for a burning, all-encompassing love like his mom and dad had, however briefly they had it.

They meet when Jake breaks, wants it all to stop. Trembling hands loosen their grip on the railing, leans a little further over the churning water below him. The fresh bruises on his face, the tear tracks freezing in the frigid midnight air. The voices -his parents’ - in his head making him choke on his breath: just do better. Stop making him mad Jacob. It’ll get better once you’re married. Try harder. Don’t struggle so much. It’s your duty Jacob. All the gifts he buys you, be more grateful. Don’t talk back, you know he hates when you talk back. What did you do to make him so angry this time? Do better. Do better. Do better…

A strong hand grips his wrist, his waist, steady, so gently. The kindest, most sincere brown eyes he’s ever seen. A sad smile under an absurdly attractive mustache. “Please, sweetheart…take my hand. Everything will be okay. I’ll keep you safe. Just hold onto me.”

Days later:

“Honey listen to me, if something happens to me, or if we get separated, head to the Dagger Ranch in Virginia. Ask for Tom or Pete. They’ll take care of you. You’ll be safe there. You never have to go back to him ever again. Promise me, love.”

“…I promise.”

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top gun silliness

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I’ve never written anything longer than oneshots

BUT

I’m going to try with this one. I’ve got an overall (tentative) plot drawn out, a few scenes written out, and three pages of a first chapter written 🥹

Not sure when I’ll post because I’m tragically slow at writing anything, but I’ll link it when I do! Also, I’ve never actually posted anything on AO3 so I’ve got to figure that out too! 🤣

Titanic!Hangster

Is there a Titanic Hangster AU anywhere out there? 😭 I’m listening to Hymn to the Sea on repeat making myself sad thinking about it.

Poor little rich boy Jake, being married off to some abusive heir as soon as they dock. His parents seem to think a marriage to a man strong enough to keep a tight rein on their boy might “calm his wildness down” (break him), and secure their dwindling fortune.

Homeless, passionate freespirit Bradley heading back to America to reconcile and reconnect with his uncles after trekking across Europe (running away) when his amazing parents died, making money as he went both in the boxing ring and behind a piano. He yearns for a burning, all-encompassing love like his mom and dad had, however briefly they had it.

They meet when Jake breaks, wants it all to stop. Trembling hands loosen their grip on the railing, leans a little further over the churning water below him. The fresh bruises on his face, the tear tracks freezing in the frigid midnight air. The voices -his parents’ - in his head making him choke on his breath: just do better. Stop making him mad Jacob. It’ll get better once you’re married. Try harder. Don’t struggle so much. It’s your duty Jacob. All the gifts he buys you, be more grateful. Don’t talk back, you know he hates when you talk back. What did you do to make him so angry this time? Do better. Do better. Do better…

A strong hand grips his wrist, his waist, steady, so gently. The kindest, most sincere brown eyes he’s ever seen. A sad smile under an absurdly attractive mustache. “Please, sweetheart…take my hand. Everything will be okay. I’ll keep you safe. Just hold onto me.”

Days later:

“Honey listen to me, if something happens to me, or if we get separated, head to the Dagger Ranch in Virginia. Ask for Tom or Pete. They’ll take care of you. You’ll be safe there. You never have to go back to him ever again. Promise me, love.”

“…I promise.”