owl-noire
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owl-noire · 42 minutes ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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owl-noire · 6 hours ago
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owl-noire · 21 hours ago
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owl-noire · 1 day ago
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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin
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owl-noire · 1 day ago
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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), father with chick, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia
Photograph by Robert Tidey
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going
"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."
Dinosaur: KAAA! :V
[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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owl-noire · 2 days ago
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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING
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