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thinking a lot about adam parrish & connection & power, and about adam parrish & love & sacrifice & humanity & a king, perhaps

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deleted scene from empire strikes back

(based off of this)

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jeremy’s boyfriend privileges are gonna know no bounds. to the point where everyone’s gonna be envious. like jean’s gonna eviserate the rest of the team on court but no notes for jeremy, he’s doing perfect. the only person jean posts on social media. the only one jean will willingly call for hours and text everyday. jeremy has a monopoly on all of jean’s kisses and hugs and cuddles and touches. when jean’s cooking, he’ll make sure to not add anything that jeremy doesn’t like to eat. jeremy can wear his clothes and use his locker and drink from his water bottle. jeremy’s spot in every room is jean’s lap. jean will walk jeremy to class and wait for him until he’s done. jeremy can kiss his knuckles and his forehead and his palm and his fingers and his eyelids with no repercussions. jeremy can fall asleep on his shoulder on the bus or with his head in his lap on the sofa and jean will just lightly run his hands thru his hair. jeremy will ask for something and jean will say yes, no questions asked. jeremy says please lets take a break from practice and exy and go to the beach and jean is like. ok. get in the car lets go. someone else suggests the beach and jean is like if you spent half as much time on the court as you did on the beach then maybe you’d be better at exy. the passenger seat of his motorcycle is reserved for jeremy and jeremy only. jeremy can tug at his pinky or brush his hair away from his face or put a hand at the small of his back and jean will lean into the touch. anyone else who tries any of these things is given a glare and an expertly worded, extra descriptive insult. he’s soft with jeremy in a way he isn’t with other people and they’ll finally see how tender and gentle jean moreau is with the things he loves.

(and honourable mention to catlaila bc they 10000% have bestie privileges)

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Hear me out

Damian calling Jason "Baba" when his vision is hazy because Jason looks identical to Bruce.

Bruce calling Damian "Talia" when his vision is hazy because Damian looks identical to Talia.

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I keep seeing posts about why do the freshmen hate Neil and the response is that people forget Neil is an asshole. True

We spent 3 books inside of Neil’s head so we saw the thought process of Neil’s words

Imagine being Kevin in the first book and you’re chilling in your apartment when a 5’3 man comes in and starts yelling at you in French about not touching his things then calls you a cr’pple and runs away. Like that’s weird and an asshole move

That’s also only 1 example and one the earliest things Neil does before shit hit the fan

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Just read someone point out that book 1 Damen saying "You can do whatever you want to me, I'm not going to rape a child," was the first time someone told Laurent even indirectly that what happened to him was wrong and not his fault and I'm sick to my stomach.

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my brother is like. Halfway asleep and he was just babbling on about how "it should be calcifer's moving castle. He's the one who does the moving. Put that- pos- put that on your tumblr. Free post right there."

So here's your free post guys. Everybody say thank you kerry

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thinking a lot about kevin “doomed by the narrative” day. absolutely charming and perfect to others until he’s actually known, deeply insecure from the weight of his own impossible standards, whose interests no one really shares, and whose alcoholism is there for him like nothing else really is. whose life was hijacked by the moriyamas. whose andrew was stolen by neil and whose jean was won over by jeremy. always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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Guys I cracked it. Kevin is so clearly bi bc it's the leftover from canon Kandreil. You can take the man out of the polycule but you can't take the polycule out of the man or some shit

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I've been reading vampire Andrew and I love that universe so much! It's been so satisfying to see how you handle the difference in canon to this AU, the slow build up to Neil joining the group and all the different ways the group cope with vamp venom. (Andrew not wanting to take from Aaron because it was too close to drugs for Aaron was such a nice touch).

I can't wait to read more!

WIP Wednesday (6/18) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 270)

"Tell me to stop." Andrew says. Kevin doesn't understand. This isn't part of the game. What is he supposed to— Andrew makes a face. "You are not there. You are here with me. And I want you to tell me no."

Kevin blinks up at him. What a grotesquely absurd thing to ask when they both know Kevin would never stop him. Andrew looks pissed off at that thought. "Tell me you would stop me if you wanted to stop. Swear that you would tell me."

"I would." Kevin breathes out, still not entirely sure what's going on. Is he dreaming? It wouldn't be the first time... Andrew searches his face, perhaps his thoughts. Definitely his thoughts.

"You're awake." Andrew tells him, but his voice sounds much too soft to be real. "Do you want this?"

"You know I do."

Andrew licks his lips, then one of his hands slips under the back of Kevin's head to cup his nape. His fingers tangle in Kevin's hair and he lets out a pathetic sound at the affection, relishing in the feel of Andrew's palm and trying to tilt back into it. Andrew places his other hand on Kevin's chest, his warmth soaking through the shirt like water. Kevin has to stop himself from writhing like a goddamned worm.

But that's what he feels like. A worm. Andrew's brows furrow in silent reprimand for the self-loathing, his hand petting Kevin's chest.

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So anyway are we gonna talk about how Roy shaved his head and changed his costume after Donna died.

Teen Titans/Outsiders: Secret Files

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If Gotham loves those born in the city more so than others (canadian!tim au) Does that mean the sentient city loves Jason twice as much? He was born there, died else where, and depending on which story line is followed, was "born" again in Gotham, granted, in a grave this time?

She actually loves Dick, who I tend to hc as being born not-in-Gotham. She truly is just neutral on Tim, specifically.

She likes Jason too! She gave him another chance, after all.

(^ fyi for my fanons-only friends: this isn't based on anything im just fuckin around)

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Of course Tim is the strongest Bat.

How else is he supposed to bridal carry his sometimes murderous 6’2 almost 300 pound baby boy of a boyfriend?

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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neil's sexuality is so interesting and complex, i love it so so so much. he doesn't swing. he has trauma from his mom trying to beat all interest in women out of him. he experiences a degree of attraction to women but doesn't feel anything kissing them. he jerks off sometimes and basically sees it as system maintenance. it never would have occurred to him to be attracted to andrew if andrew didn't bluntly say he'd blow him and then later kiss him. he doesn't think to initiate anything sexual, it just doesn't occur to him to do so, andrew has to cue him in and then he'll drop everything to make out. he still doesn't swing, it's just andrew.