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In brightest day, in whitest snow

Ohio bruhs will feel me, yo

My ring is fire, most lit it is

Behold my sigma, green skibity rizz

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re: honor among thieves D&D MOVIE:

cannot stop thinking about Themberchaud

i love him

next movie should be entirely from his pov

yes

and Jack Black should do his voice and narrate the whole backstory

yes

yes

Themberchaud is free . . .

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no artificial intelligence on this blog

special today: no intelligence whatsoever!

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I made a hat!

my friend the couch mammoth models it for you

Doesn't he look cozy and warm?

Of course he does

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I am sad I have no polls, but we can do this old school: Reply in tags.

Poll:

You are friends with a dragon! How big is your dragon friend?

1. Small enough to ride on my shoulder

2. Big enough I can ride on dragon's shoulders

3. We are about the same size and who gets to ride is a matter of mutual consent, subject to change as preferred

4. My dragon friend can eat mid-sized suburbs for snacks.

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Pretty!

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Bobbing for Possums

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So cute!

Warm sun, cool moss

o to nap on a bed of velvet

swaying gently in the breeze

warm sun

cool moss

to dream as long as I please

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A chef goes to Limerick

There was a young chef named Sven With environmentalist yen Tried saran wrap and Tupper They saved not his supper He said “Curses, foiled again!" 

Ah,  the mighty redoubtable Sven,  He tried  o'er and o'er again,  But each new clean wrap  Well it just worked like crap,  He cried "Foiled! Curses, again”! 

And at last, defeated, sad Sven, Was about to give up, but just then, Recyclable for him,  Sheets of aluminorim!  His curse, it was foil. The End. 

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For Drawnukkah I want Hanukkah With the Potter- Weasleys!

Drawnukkah: Day 2!

Voldetorte. Why.

 Thank you @wholocksupersoupofpain- you are majestic.

bonus:

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A little genre mashing for all D&D-loving Browncoats. These alternative lyrics sleeted in on an inspiration particle while binge re-watching Firefly. As if it weren’t obvious, Photoshop was perpetrated here.

“Got no gold, got no band,

Only 10 X 10 to stand,

I’m an orc, but I’m still free,

You can’t take this pie from me.”