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L and boo bestie had an argument where all of the insults are pokemon references.

Meanwhile, I thought that ball thing was one of the pokemon.

It was cute to see my boys having fun, but idk what was going on/who won :P

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I owe y’all a post about L (new partner). I’ll get to it, I swear!

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Straight boy sends lewd sexual message to woman he barely knows

Plot twist: his friend stole his phone and sent that message lol

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A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

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When I asked him why he hadn’t asked me out even though he liked me for awhile...

He had his answer prepared, laughably

He said it is because I am intimidating

and abrasive

...and I think he is a glutton for punishment :)

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the-makeout-whisperer said: Holy cow! I’m so sorry, I hope you’re okay! I’d screenshot his message(s) just in case…

Thanks, love! I shared them with my bestie to be safe. Also, he now lives like 500 miles from me. He is back from time to time. People are scary : /

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Friends and Lovers by Incubus is so underrated IMHO

...but I’ve been buying into Brandon’s philosophies since the ripe age of 13

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at first sight

Do you ever just meet someone that instantly puts the sharpest pang of longing into you? I mean, you just see them...no conversation needed.

It very rarely happens to be me, but it is the most beautiful and dumbest thing everrr

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also...

Voldemort sent me another unwanted dick pic...

..then he threatened my life because he thought I showed this unwanted dick pic to other people

but dating for women isn’t scary at all...

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Quick Owlie Update

I have been completely MIA. oops. I got busy with grad school, y’all.

Here is what happened, in a nutshell.

1. Online dating continued to be a joke.

2. I met a guy IRL (in my circle of friends) who is now my boyfriend. This news will require another post, because it was a painfully awkward/funny how it all came about.

But yeah... I’m back :)

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QotD #3

If this plane goes down in water, you can use the bigoted passenger next to you as a flotation device as he is full of hot air.

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When you have to correct them on what dating app they’re using: 😞.

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So… you’re going to insult my intelligence and basically yell at me that I’m wrong for not supporting your religion, but then say shit like “let’s have sex like rabbits lol” LOL YOU’RE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON EVER.

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Poll

How often do y’all like to hear from your S/O?

Several times/day, once/day, every couple of days, etc ...?

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He just messaged me again wanting a reply.... ahhh

This is so creepy. I’ve never even talked to this dude before.

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What kind of opener is this?

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This is so creepy. I've never even talked to this dude before.