yur a wizar hry
im a wot ??
a wIZER
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My tummy doesn’t have to be cute. It holds my internal organs.
My thighs don’t have to “crush men’s skulls”. I use them to carry myself.
My stretch marks don’t have to be tiger stripes I earned. They came when I grew.
Stop.
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Cutie!
I’m kenna now
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https://www.battleforthenet.com/
No money or time needed. Please share this, it could save our lives.
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Yay AUs! I can’t maintain those. :P
I was sort of inspired by @winterskelly20 to make a version of Red for Jadetale. So here you go.
Red: @taxiderby
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What a sweet pea :))
So basically @thatmegalomaniac started drawing in my sketchbook in science class, and once she was done I added onto it, and it sorta turned into a collab.
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Btw,
If you feel cute in it wear it
If you feel pretty in it wear it
If you feel hot in it wear it
If you feel cool in it wear it
If you feel sexy in it wear it
If you feel beautiful in it wear it
If you feel handsome in it wear it
If you feel comfortable in it wear it
If you feel uncomfortable in it dont wear it
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brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
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Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*
“Dead” bat: O_O
Me: O_O
Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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Steven Universe episodes are like
The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup.
Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth
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wowo? Cute art??
I have no explanation for this
@flame-bandit told me to draw her character so HERE WE ARE
I literally just made a colored sketch and yeah idk what that other thing is
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I’m bored
Reblog if you’re bored too
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Let’s play a game
Add a gif of what you are doing right now
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Glitchy red cute thing! :D
@v-one-and-only
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“aaaaaaaaaender184847388467374”.
Seems legit.
I think a simple “aaaaaaaaa” is closer to the truth, though.
find out your shitpost URL
birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck
first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater
day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374
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