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ex situationship just got engaged so I’ll be having a normal day today

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Omg can someone pls write a fanfic with older brother Kane and the Hughes. I think it’s partially bc Kane only has sisters (I think) so he’s never had brothers besides hockey

putting this out into the hockey rpf writer universe for inspo

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if I had auston matthews’ number I’d text him that video of justin bieber talking about standing on business as many times as I could before he blocks me

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everything about the new kane/hughes bauer video is hilarious

in absolutely no particular order:

luke being bullied by his older siblings

hughes bros trying to stay cool around one of their main hockey idols to varying degrees of success

for example: quinn being calm cool and collected™️ as per usual, luke trying to give educated answers (see bullet 1), jack turning the charm dial up to max

jack openly flirting(??) but in a chirpy way (see the subtle jab about kaner lowkey balding to which he replies “watch it you’re only 23”)

quinn admitting that his goal drought resulted in him actually losing sleep

luke forgetting his first nhl goal was a banger???

luke inadvertently(?) admitting he was essentially knocked unconscious during tryouts for NTDP

kaner telling the hughes’ they have nice teeth (you better wear that mouth guard if you want to keep it that way @ luke)

jack saying losing teeth is not worth not wearing a mouth guard (toothless jack pics must haunt him)

quinn doing nothing but playing/messing with the cards the whole time

kaner calling luke “lukey” bc he really is just like their older brother isn’t he

all interactions with jack & kaner give vibes that kaner sees a lot of his younger self in jack and i just find that really wholesome idk

like he instantly knew almost all of jack’s answers and their dynamic in general is great

quinn meep face™️

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“I can’t believe being a Taylor Swift fan has got me watching a hockey game”

not me, real ones know about Patrick Kane getting in trouble for flirting with her in 2008 bc his coach didn’t know who she was

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someone please explain to me why matt rempe (6’9” nhl player) and I (5’4” grad student) drive the same car (volkswagen tiguan)

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parent lore is crazy bc you’re telling me I’m 26 years old and I just found out tonight that my dad was sat right next to sidney crosby at a dinner/event in pittsburgh in 2009 and had an hour long conversation about traveling and family and hobbies with him over dinner and didn’t know who he was the whole time until the speaker introduced him and had him stand up and when he sits down my dad just goes “oh I’m sorry I had no idea” and he just replies “oh don’t worry about it”