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Anyway, just wanted to ask if anyone else felt like it would be a thing to anonymously reblog stuff

Good this it isn't, because creepers are a thing, and that's something no one wants.

On a completely different note, I found some new bands you ought to check out: LEAH, is a kind of classical artist, with some metal tracks blended in. The Dreadnoughts are a Canadian punk/shanty band, great for you Assassin's Creed: Black Flag fans. Finally, LUVORATORRRRRY! is a Japanese pop group. This particular song might play forever in you head, word of warning. xP

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Remake of my most popular gifset (only this time in better quality).

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I started drawing this after watching the trailer of Link with the gauntlets - he looks so happy with his new toy - … after drawing it my lap died but thanks to my mother who lent me her lap I finished it!

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Big boy turned on the jets

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Tumblr is gradually getting better and better because all of the bullshit, feminist, double standards are finally getting called the fuck out. 

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future au vn RWBY sprites (finalized)

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Statue Selfies (bonus nude statue selfie) [x]

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Legend of Zelda Custom Wall Clock - Created by Justin Moravetz

Available for sale only on Etsy.

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another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates 

(part one) (part two)

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"You guys meet the king and queen"

Dan rolls a critical hit on attack against the king

"The king is dead, the queen loses her shit."

Jim rolls diplomacy to calm her down, and instead seduces her with a 23 on the check. Meanwhile, Quinn gets a total of 27 on move silently, to jack the gold.

"You guys make your way to the exit, but notice the castle is eerily silent, no guards, no nobles; you walk out the castle unchallenged. You're living the dream. Everyone, roll FORT saves."

Mark's total is 8, Dan rolls a 16 on die, with a +4, and Quinn shit crits (Natural 1).

"Dan, you wake up, and notice a huge crowd throwing rotten food at you, and screaming inaudibly, plus a noose around your neck, as well as Mark and Quinn, dropping from a trapdoor. This is followed by a sicken, gushy snap. You too drop from a trap door, and though your feeling sore, you're still alive, suffocating. As you struggle to breath, the cheering you can barely make out suddenly becomes curdling screams of horror. The surrounding area feels hot, and your already compromised air supply is replaced with smoke. Another Fort save."

Dan gets a total of 12.

"You feel your life slip from your body, and as you descend to the lower planes, you see Quinn and Mark, (rolls some dice secretly). You two, roll Will saves."

Quinn rolls 16 total, and Mark gets 14.

"Dan, you see Rick singing the Canadian national anthem while playing patty cake with Mark, as he makes fart noises with his mouth. You, Dan, roll Will."

Dan gets a 1.

"Before the urge to violently spin on the ground shouting 'poly olly oxin free!' takes you, hear these words: (Rick gets and whispers in Dan's ear) "Get fucked, asshole."

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woman fully clothed and ready for combat; rock on \m/

Elliot Alfredius

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ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus

THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS OR WOLVES NO THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES ARE SHEEP

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Yup, dear santa..