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im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

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Spores them

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i “have too many items to receive dog dollar” im going to cry:(

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tumblr polls are like: normal everyday question?

1. first option that reveals the poll maker has an absolutely bizarre understanding of the thing they are asking about

2., second option that adds the worrying context that op considers the first option the normal answer,

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Okay your are getting sniffed

IDs:

Image 1: Close up of an orange and white tabby standing on a windowsill looking at the camera

Image 2: Closer close up, you can only see the bottom of his face blurry

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i failed</3

goobbye worl d i shall not return until dr is completed

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happy make a terrible comic day

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goobbye worl d i shall not return until dr is completed

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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ive seen some people use enter multiple times to make tumblr cut their post, which is ineffective as shit bc it doesnt always work, so heres. something.

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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wolf thing model but like 3 heads and big b/c it awsome