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New main

Moira abilities and story

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NEW HERO!

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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I’m gonna need everyone to streaming Sia’s new classic Holiday song.

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who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

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Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

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Why is one of them in a cast 🤔

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gabriel lost then won twice

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Good Ending: Szechuan Sauce is now a mainstay at all McDonald’s throughout the world.

Neutral Ending: Szechuan Sauce shows up regularly as an event only condiment.

Bad Ending: Szechuan Sauce is forever banned from all McDonald’s along with other limited edition items.

NCR Ending:  Szechuan Sauce is now a government mandated right as each citizen of the United States receives a monthly ration.

Legion Ending: The entire world bows down to violent radicals as they are the only ones in possession of the remaining  Szechuan Sauce.

Mr. House Ending: Although  Szechuan Sauce itself is gone, the VR experience is now able to accurately recreate the experience of eating it while supplying the user directly with a nutritious supplement.

Wild Card Ending: All government throughout the land is destroyed, replaced with a new system formed around the trading and acquisition of  Szechuan Sauce.

Trick Ending: After the last of the sauce is depleted, the masses are convinced by a mind altering radio wave that it never existed.

Magic Ending: Letters discovered decades later reveal the Szechuan Sauce incident and all talk of it was the result of an amnesiac attempting to recollect memories of failing to obtain the sauce back in 1998.

Knife Ending: Dan Harmon is stabbed during a press event announcing the permanent return of  Szechuan Sauce.

Submarine Ending: The last of the Szechuan Sauce is contained on the last McDonald’s left atop an oil rig. When an employee finds a submarine and attempts to escape from there, they are pushed into a vat of sauce by an unknown assailant where they drown.

Axe Ending: Employees happily present the permanent stay of  Szechuan Sauce, only to be brutally slaughtered by Pickle Ricks.

Coffin Ending: The last of the Szechuan Sauce is contained within a coffin buried underneath Dan Harmon’s house in a replica of Rick’s lab. Unfortunately, no one is able to figure out the password.

End or Beginning: On the verge of society collapsing due to the lack of  Szechuan Sauce, Dan Harmon develops the ability to send his conciousness back in time, altering The Rickshank Redemption to prevent  Szechuan Sauce from ever being rediscovered.

Payoff Ending: Fans all over the world make their own Szechuan Sauce

Circle of Fate: During an episode of Bojack Horseman, an off handed reference to a series of Lumiere replica candles released to promote the release of Beauty and the Beast leads to massive demand for a re release of the item.

Law Ending:  YHVH himself descends to the mortal realm, confiscating all  Szechuan Sauce.

Chaos Ending: Massive riots break out across the world due to the lack of  Szechuan Sauce, leading to a Mad Max style future.

True Demon Ending: The forces of reality itself respond to the cries of anguish from fans, replacing all liquids in the universe with Szechuan Sauce, leading to all beings dieing from their bodily fluids burning them alive.

Secret Ending-Another Time: NASA suddenly begins receiving signals from the Voyager, which has ascended into the 4th dimension. All of our reality turns out to be an MMO, Outside, played by higher level beings. The Szechuan Sauce incident was the result of the server not being able to handle the sudden influx of new players.

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Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

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“I like how you increasingly get closer and closer- like some kinda horror movie.”

By StyxNStownz

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you guys i probably shouldn’t even me saying anything but i put in an offer on a condo today! send good vibes my way that the seller accepts my offer and my mortgage application does through so i can buy this place yay

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Real depression: sitting in the dark alone on the couch high while you eat mini dark chocolate morsels at 2 am because you can’t sleep

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Same

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music