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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

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People keep saying all dems need to pull left or center but idk man it depends!!!!!!!!!

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"we have to ban porn to make it advertiser friendly!" And then all they advertise is porn

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great news everyone, I’ve somehow managed to find myself on a work trip that involves staying in a haunted 15th century gatehouse by myself

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They regret getting office jobs

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this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

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Source

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tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"

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Rosswood doodles! Jodi is really fun too draw, I hope there's more content about her so I can make an actual drawing lmao.

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Jay is the mom that comes in after your abusive father(Alex) yells at you and says, "You know he didn't mean it he still loves you"

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Every visual glitch / odd thing *I* can see in Marble Hornets: Rosswood, Episode 2

(Spoilers under the cut)

8:19 — 8:40

Unsure if this will be important later, but a tape was found in Rosswood Hospital's Patient Housing.

13:26 — 13:27

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. PROBABLY just a silly stickman but putting it in just in case.

13:37 — 13:53

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Static is heard in the background when Jay is looking inside the tunnel.

14:00 — 14:04

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. The camera blurs, unsure if this is a visual glitch or just the camera trying to refocus, but the blurring felt pretty heavy for just focusing?

14:32 — 14:35

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Circle with an X, Operator symbol, on the door. I'd imagine it was probably a bit difficult getting shots in the Rosswood Hospital area that DIDN'T have the symbol.

16:05 — 16:09

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Scripted scene. The camera freezes before Jay changes the SD card.

16:52 — 16:53

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. It's part of the plot but I'm keeping it in this list just because. A crash happens in the background.

17:31 — 17:35

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. The Operator. Static + background cameo. You have no idea how long I spent this episode pausing in every single camera scene to see if It was here.

18:11 — 18:13

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Corrupted footage while Alex pretends to be security. I was giggling during this scene even though I knew things were about to go South very quickly, Alex's cheesy acting is so fun.

18:29 — 18:31

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Again, scripted scene but keeping it in. Another crash.

19:28 — 19:32

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Scripted scene. Jay coughs, and it's not nighttime.

19:55 — 20:10

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Scripted scene. The time is now 10:52 P.M. when it was previously only 5:00 P.M.

20:33 — 20:35

Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Camera blurs again.

21:58 — 22:14

Outside of Rosswood Hospital's Treatment Facility. Camera footage rips in some spots.

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thinking about original jay compared to rosswood jay and I just. he was so lonely and directionless in the original series. in rosswood he's clearly stayed close with alex, he's still doing film, he's got a good head on his shoulders. and he's so fundamentally uncurious and practical about the weird stuff going on because he actually has a life to get back to this time. god. he makes me ill.

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I LOVE how the time jump only happened after Kralie decided to go all authority at Oppy

I feel like Oppy only wanted to watch, play with them a bit, but Alex deciding to tell It HE was in charge definitely would’ve pissed It off

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OMFG!!!!!!