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I’m writing this post out of sheer desperation, and have avoided it for quite some time. I’m an 18 year old woman living in a semi-rural area of Washington, not known for being terribly safe at night. And as of two hours ago, I am completely homeless without a cent to my name. To make matters worse, the homeless shelters in the area don’t do intakes until 1:30 pm next Monday, and it’s currently 5 in the afternoon on Thursday. I’m typing this from a library, but even that closes after 9 pm.

I honestly do not know what to do. I don’t have any friends here who can offer me a place to stay any longer than they have, and my significant other is on the other side of the country.

I need help. Any help at all. If you can offer any, my paypal is brittanyhjones1998@gmail.com

Please, and thank you.

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Become a Tester!

I have an application link up now for anyone that is interested in testing out the new bath products for free! Please click here and submit that form into my submission box.

Also I got my second option for coconut but upon smelling it I decided I liked the first one better so I don’t think I’m going to make a batch with it. 😖I’m happy with the first batch anyway so it’s totally fine. I’ll be working on my next scent now and making not just salts but bath milk with the first scent as well so I’m super excited about that!

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Ozpin: I welcome you to try.

Ozpin, Glynda, the Higanba Waitress?

Qrow: Glynda, Higanbana Waitress. Oz. (sorry, Oz)

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Ozpin: [Text:] Miss. Rose, what are 😍😘👌👀?

Ruby: [Text:] Sir, those are emojies! They show what you're feeling though little faces and Images and sometimes used to send a message!

Ozpin: [Text:] Oh, miss Goodwitch sent me this 👉👌😍💦does that mean anything?

Ruby: [Text:] ....

Ruby: [Text:] Delete my contact...

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High school AU

Jaune: so cardin tried to shove me in a locker todayPyrrha: Do you want me to beat him up?Jaune: no, i kicked him in the nads and he had to leavePyrrha: … Were you wearing your steel toed boots?Jaune: maybePyrrha:Pyrrha: I approve.

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Ruby, giving Pyrrha a pinch: Happy St Patty's Day!

Pyrrha: Ow, what was that for?!

Ruby: Oh come on Pyrrha, haven't you heard of St Patrick's Day?!

Pyrrha: Yes I have but-

Ruby: You're supposed to wear green!

Pyrrha: but Ruby I-

Ruby, wagging a finger: And you aren't wearing any green silly!

Pyrrha: -stares at Ruby intently-

Ruby: What?

Pyrrha: -puts her face closer and stares right into Ruby's eyes-

Ruby: I don't get it... Are we having a staring contest...?

Blake, not looking up from her book: Her eyes are green Ruby. Therefore she's wearing green.

Ruby: Oooooooooooh.

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Ozpin: Happy pi day to all my...

Ozpin, looking around to the empty chairs:

Ozpin: Right, I had forgotten I've outlived all my friends.

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Ozpin: What the kid said.

and that’s the story of how Ozpin recruited Qrow.

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Ozpin: Oh, that's OK. I will just be an... Extra.

@jauneisms, @noraisms, @ren-isms, @pyrrhaisms, @weiss-isms, @ruby-isms, @blake-isms, @yang-isms Sun: Sup nerds, ladies, Blake… Ice Queen

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Ozpin: So there are these people called maidens, they have super powers.

Qrow: So like Power Rangers.

Ozpin: No, they're chosen at random to help keep the world safe.

Qrow: So like Power Rangers?!

Ozpin:

Ozpin: Yes, like Power Rangers...

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Penny: To all my new friends out there, i hope you have a wonderful day! :)

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Penny: To all my new friends out there, i hope you have a wonderful day! :)

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Glynda: That Jaune boy doesn't seem right.

Ozpin: -sips coffee-

Glynda: We should do something about the White Fang.

Ozpin: -sips coffee-

Glynda: The kids are out of control.

Ozpin: -sips coffee-

Glynda: The schools under attack.

Ozpin: -sips coffee-

Oscar: So you're a voice in my head and you're saying I'm not crazy, and also I need to run away from home to get your cane...?

Ozpin: -Sips coffee-

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Papa-Oz: Time to teach these fools.

What are the street names of the isms blogs?

J-Sizzle: hit it boys

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@pyrrhaisms @yang-isms @noraisms @jauneisms

Ozpin: You’re all under the highest detention I can give as headmaster…

Ozpin: Super detention.

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Penny: Are we friends, Jaune?

Jaune: I dunno, Penny, are we?

Penny: I don't know, are we?

Jaune: I dunno, are we?

Penny: I don't know, are we?

Jaune: I dunno, are we?

Penny: I don't know, are we?

Jaune: I dunno, are we?

Penny: I don't know, are we?

Jaune: I dunno, are we?

This: -continues ad nauseam-