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i dont have any kevin muse but ive been fixating on wtnv again

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So lauren recently got me an AIR FRIER as a gift out of the blue!! Isn't that so sweet? Thank you lauren~ But I've been running into a peculiar situation with it, every time I finish cooking something its almost like they've gotten various sized pills FORCED into whatever food i was trying to make! At first I thought this was SUCH a nice addition, I wouldn't ever have to worry about if I took my meds that day or how I'd get my hands on any new ones. But from what I've experienced, the pills don't even seem to be soing anything...? I've brought this up to Lauren and she loudly proclaimed Oh!! You weren't supposed to notice!!!! Those darn engineers never getting their jobs just right!!

This is a non work appropriate gift, Lauren.

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Evening everyone! Feeling rather rebellious about this~

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Eep!! Would you look at that thats quite a lot of unchecked notifications~

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munwednesday

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do me a favor: if you're a gentile don't give your two cents on this

Don't you think it's kind of fucked up that they made their antagonist not only jewish but also greedy.

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terrorizingharebrain​:

That request for a gallon of blood still stands!! I personally think it’d be a great reminder to the people of New York. Just in general!

Oh no, no, I’m not giving this all away. Buuuuut!!!~ Lucky for you, your body does it too!!

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Well! As the weather forecast predicted it’s that time of the month again, where birds fly into your house and start to rip each cloth they can find for their tiny beaks to shreds while screaming NEVER MORE NEVER MORE over and over. While this isn’t the ideal weather conditions it’s always a viable option to grab these birds and slam them against desks until they stop moving and breathing and put them in the freezer for a delicious meal on a later date! Personally I~ heavily prefer them over the blood drinking snakes that appear under each piece of ply wood once every three years, but I think that’s mostly because Indiana Jones left a permanent snake shaped scar on my psyche as a child!! And also a literal physical snake shaped scar on my chest!

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@womangrit

Well Now I Really Want To Are You Slowly E%sanguinating Your Self As You Type This

=)

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Do You Mean That As In You Put It There Or Are You Just Actively Bleeding

Oh I JUST can’t tell!!~

I really can’t.

Don’t ask this again.

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YOU CAN JUST MAKE BLOOD?!?!

Isn’t the world such a beautiful place?? =) I can’t think of a single thing better to do with my time and it comes in GALLONS!~

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#Is That Blood#I Cannot Really Tell

Sure is!! Of my own creation~ =)

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hihihi if anyone wants to help me out im taking like semi emergency commissions for literally any of these kinds so uhhhhh….. if ur interested act fast or something? idk

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#hi!#i like your outfit and your hair! :B

Why thank you! Its my lounge about clothes, I don’t break them out as often! =)

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imagine exploring the world with your nose as an aardvark or dog would