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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

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ELON MUSK'S GRAND PLAN FOR TWITTER

Buy it for billions of dollars

Be so surrounded by crypto and NFT shills and yes men that you start to see Twitter's ordinary users as the real bots

Scrap the site's pre-existing bot programs bc you were mad a report showed that the site didn't have as much of a bot problem as you thought

Make impersonation trivial, and let everyone who pays you $5 have all their tweets boosted no matter what

Make the site a barely functional husk run by a skeleton crew and reduce moderation in the name of free speech

Have your site flooded with bots, impersonators, and spam

???

Make them pay you $1 as a effort to fix spam, even though most of them already paid $5 for the checkmark that incentivized them to spam

Genius. The real Tony Stark. A pioneer on par with the Wright brothers and Zefram Cochrane. Where do I sign up for my One-Way Ticket to Mars NFT

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So the other night (03/14/24) USA got hit with some severe weather

And then for some reason I decided to see which satellites are in the sky

And THEN it occurred to me that it’s a familiar path to the upcoming solar eclipse

AND THEN!!! Ryan Garcia says THIS

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I highly recommend someone look into the technological capabilities of Starlink. Something tells me it’s not really about wifi for farmers.

this man pretends he’s trying to save the environment every chance he gets…Sounds like something someone with the Antichrist title would do lol