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my luminous mama

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

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local dönermann still had money on the counter from the previous customer he apparently forgot to ring up and he thought its my money

i am a good person and deserve 102309234 free döner and a nobel prize for pointing out the mistake and still paying

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SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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collecting posts of this type

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were you really planning on scrolling past without saying 'pspspsps'?

Team Rocket's Meowth IR illus. Shimaris Yukichi

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call me a dirty leftist aber ich denke wir sollten 9 euro ticket wiederbringen

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

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'yeag' is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah' does not

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Das Mädchen, das vor mir in meiner letzten Vorlesung des Tages sitzt, ließt gerade ein Ao3-Fanfiction auff Deutsch.

Mind you - es ist nicht das Fanficion-in-Vorlesung-lesen, das mich überrascht. Es ist die Tatsache, dass es auf Ao3 scheinbar deutschsprachingen Content gibt, der so lang und komplex ist, das man sich damit eine ganze anderthalb Stunden lange Vorlesung beschäftigen kann.

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