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also hot take people draw Thorin being like super ripped and skinny and I'm here like

guys

babes

lads

he's a dwarf.

he's fat-strong.

He's got a belly. Don't try to @ Me right now MY MANS A BIT THICK IN HIS ARMS THIGHS AND BELLY-

ALSO DWARVES EAT A LOT NATURALLY! Not as much as hobbits but definitely second to!

Like in the book Thorin’s breakfast includes 6 eggs!

HES NOT SHREDDED HE’S GOT A HEALTHY LAYER OF FAT ON HIM-

You could argue that in their journey there are many times they almost had no food and to that I say: Yeah sure okay but I’m still gonna draw him thicker.

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Got a bit silly w it, but in my defence, I am sleep-deprived and have been writing a fanfiction for the last 5 hours.

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Bilbo has OCD and mild autism.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road?

John Walker: I don't know, why?

Bob: To get to the idiots house. Knock, knock?

John Walker: Who's there?

Bob: The chicken

John Walker: Listen you little shit.

Yelena: Whoa, Whoa, calm down.

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bilbo baggins (agere moodboard)

♡ (don't steal pls)

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“Alright darlin what size pussy you wear”

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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Have some more Thorin!! Bonus! The last one is also from @domesticgoddesswriter fic Song of my Heart 😚 yknow from that chapter where for a brief moment he helped move some stuff around? Yeah…

(I have a lot of doodles of him😏)

And even more bonus!! Young Prince Thorin!

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She said "fuck me like we fuck Bin Laden "

Wow, that girl was a freak

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Dracula Untold is how I invision King Bard

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They could never make me hate this movie

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Save us Bilbo🙏🙏🙏

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Vlad the impaler and his man boobies.

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Dwalin - Rage 😤

I have a confession...I didn't fuck with Dwalin AT ALL when I first got into The Hobbit. Years later, I've turned the corner and as penance for my crimes I've paired him with my favourite Rico Nasty song. Stay raging you beautiful bastard! (Also, I only realised he was missing a chunk of his ear while I made this whoops)

Other vids in The Cuntpany of Thorin Oakenshield series:

Thorin // New Bottega and First Lady of Juicy Couture

Balin // How Many

Dori // Donatella

Gloin // Bitch Better Have My Money

Kili // Guess

(Tag is 'hobbutt's diva dwarrow edits' bc tumblr can't abide by swearing in the tags)

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im just legolas yk

“Manic pixy dream girl” Son & and his “type-A bipolar wine mom” Dad

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Mason Thames by Sonali Ohrie

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Mason Thames via his Instagram