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‘Caroline’ rapper Aminé using his national television platform effectively

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Mark: the stars are beautiful tonight

Amy: yea they are

Mark: you know who else is beautiful?

Amy: *blushes* who?

Mark: me

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Now Enjoy… A Misleading Compliment 👏 by Thomas Sanders

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THIS

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current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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yes. all

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A long time ago, I had a dream that me and a lot of other people were living at my grandparents’ house, and there was a curfew for everyone.  If you weren’t asleep by midnight, a man wearing blue and gold robes would walk through the house, making sure everyone was asleep.  If you weren’t, he’d turn you to ash.  One night, I couldn’t sleep, and I decided I’d try to kill the man so he wouldn’t be able to kill anyone anymore, and I was able to electrocute him to death with an elaborate circuit powered by a toaster.

Almost 5 years later, I had the same dream playing out the same way, but as I was setting up the toaster circuit, all I hear behind me is “Isn’t this how you did it last time?” and I woke up.

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my favorite scene in the whole tv history

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*deletes my breakdown* so, back to the meme schedule,

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The biggest joke of SpongeBob is that he works at a fast-food place and can afford a house.

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autocorrect is beautiful sometimes