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my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

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you make that anime girl fatter or so help me god

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oh fuck that's absolutely correct. Stolas isn't resentful at all, he understands about putting one's daughter first, but for Blitzo the parallel is inescapable and damning. This has to be part of why he's trying so hard to believe Stolas doesn't care.

And I also just realized: The "you'll die alone" accusation that haunts Blitzo is not just a prediction that he'll screw up every relationship and drive off everyone who cares. It's "you'll leave them to die alone, just like you left ME to die alone in the fire. You'll betray them."

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"have you met the husbands who run the bookshop down the street?"

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everyone come look at this fucking AITA post i just saw

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I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.

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y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

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You're Gonna Fall In Love Hunter Hammersen's Gorgeous 'Constellate' Hat Pattern - Knitters Rejoice! 👉 https://buff.ly/3PAq8l8 🌻

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this is literally so real... like.. so reall....

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There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

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its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something

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i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

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whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work