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Harry Potter Snails

Dumbledore+Snail = Dumblesnail

Sirius+Snail= Snailus

Harry+Snail=Snailry

Draco+Snail=Snaco

Snape+Snail= SNAPE

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Hogwarts houses Explained.

Slytherin A.K.A. The emo house

Ravenclaw A.K.A. The anxiety house

Gryffindor A.K.A. The parkour house

Hufflepuff AKA The smol bean house

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Band Geek + Slytherin Aesthetic

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25 and 9 for the Slytherin ask game

9. How different was your life five years ago?

I would say it was pretty different, a little less complicated (school was less stressing, not as important tbh)

25. Most slytherin thing you’ve ever done?

Idk about you, but I ALWAYS make sure I have an excuse for what I’m doing in case somebody asks, no matter what I’m doing

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Meet me, remembering after five minutes of awkwardly waving around next to my bed to find my bottle in the dark, that I put it on my nightstand.

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Snape: A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

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SO TRUE! 😂😭

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I just love platypuses

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#askyourlocalhufflepuff

LADS AND DUDES I AM PRESENTING TO YOU:

#askyourlocalhufflepuff

Since I’m a lonely potato that is obsessed with harry potter, I’m making a THING.

This thing is going to be called #askyourlocalhufflepuff!

This is: you send me a question or just anything you want(with the #- askyourlocalhufflepuff) and I and other hufflepuffs, or people from ANY house can respond to it. So it’s just like mayor conversation between people about different topics. (Tadaa?! )

Hopefully this isn’t a complete fail :)

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youtube channels

connor: welcome to my very first vlog in which i will try different hair products

connor: *sprays hairspray into mouth*

connor: well, right off the bat i can tell you that this one is not very good

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@comrade-josephi-krakowski Mai-n girl from that new netflix movie and totally not a Big Hero 6 rip off, Next Gen. But let’s be real, Big hero 6 was just a ripoff of Cubix so who cares. 

 Character design is pretty slick, if just a bit generic.

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The Chinese text highlighted here translates to “Su Wheat”, Mai’s Chinese name. This is footage from a Q-Bot. If robots in the future know who we are just by looking at our faces… I’m scared.

…But I’m also terrified by the fact that cameras haven’t improved at all.

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Shit Slytherins say: #8

Hufflepuff: Get up! It’s morning, sun is out!

Slytherin: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Reblog if you believe Johnny Depp is innocent.

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I will forever reblog this

“MY NEIGHBOUR NIFFLER”

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