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An elderly ankylosaurus is suddenly startled by a large crocodilian moving through the water.

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I am baffled at the fact that none of my family or friends want to hear my really cool dino/paleo facts :( Like c’mon they’re so cool! Just listen!

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parenting hack!!!

keep your babies warm by burying them in volcanos

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Blizzard Hunt

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Co-workers: Omg the fuel prices are going up, there are reports four months overdue and the economy is going to shit!

Me: Yo holdup, a new dinosaur just dropped, can we have this conversation later?

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I just don’t understand why when it comes to historical periods we’re so focused on eras like the 1920s when the Precambrian Era is RIGHT THERE

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wow, cool arm display bro

thanks it has sockets 😊

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Guanlong wucaii

Velociraptor mongoliensis

Asteriorinis

Art by Joanna Kobierska

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realizing now i didnt ever post the rest of the drawings i did for mayleozoic! i didnt do the whole month but i certainly drew a few

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Thank you Prehistoric Planet for not only giving us a Carnotaurus segment, but having it revolve around one waving around its stupid little arms.

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COLORFUL?!

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Producer: Okay, we need story ideas for the Barbaridactylus segment of the desert episode. Who’s got something?

Writer: How about we have the dominant male fall for the disguise of the femboy trying to cuck him and try to seduce him?

Producer: Stevens, you’re a mad genius! Take my keys, go to my house, and fuck my wife!

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u want

sum fuk?